Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 9
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Spock (Star Trek)
Spock for the win.
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 9
Alucard (Castlevania)
Spock (Star Trek)
Spock for the win.

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"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.
It’s the Quarry’s 4 Year Anniversary which means it’s been 4 years since these two consumed every braincell I have ♥️
happy pride month !
Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears
I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.
At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.
I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat
deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”
I love luke so much, he is Anakin level efficient with every thing he does but with this intrinisc heart of gold that could only come from Padmé. 10/10 my favorite Star Wars character and its only a tie with Leia.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
Anthony Hurd (American, 1975) - You Have This Hold Over Me (2025)
Im blown out of my mind on the new GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY trailer that i HAD to make a fanart :D the trailer brings me back to 2018 hype~ BIG UPS TO SANTA MONICA STUDIOS I CANT WAIT-
MORE 👏 PERIODS 👏 IN 👏 FANTASY 👏
"Periods? Oh no, we don't have those here."
"What do you mean you don't have them? You can't just not have them!"
"Well, we have them, we just send them away."
"SEND THEM AWAY? HOW? TO WHERE?"
"Settle down, it's very straightforward. When someone starts getting their period they go to the local witch or wizard or necromancer or whatever's nearby and get a spell placed on them. All the blood gets sent straight to the throne of the Blood King. Which is nice because he loves blood and isn't too picky about where it comes from. This way he's not running around starting wars for his blood. He gets it free and on a regular basis."
"But what about period cramps?"
"Oh, we send those away too. Off to the orcs of the Screaming Mountains."
"That seems like it could cause problems. Aren't you worried they'll retaliate?"
"Well, no. The orcs....kind of like it? They apparently like pain about as much as the Blood King likes blood. So as long as we keep sending the period cramps, they leave us be."
"huh, I wonder why more kingdoms haven't tried this."
"Probably because those other kingdoms have normal neighbors."
Ok but George RR Martins fantasy world does very much have periods mentioned. Up to and including being used for serious plot points for the main characters. So I would like very much for people to stop putting this shit on that man.
running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything
Can you maybe get me ten bucks? I have three avocados for trade.

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Someone add the new picture of the moon in the intersex circle please.
in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming
that's solidarity baybeeee
Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.
At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.
Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”
just gotta throw my all-time favourite Giles scene into the mix
RIP Anthony Head, a truly generational talent.
Ugh. Im gonna cry
The thing about The Thing is that you're like it can't really be as good as everyone says and then you watch it for the first time and it blows your tits clean off.
i feel like im constantly taking damage
You may not hear it from where you are standing, but In my own head I sound like a minecraft villager taking poison damage.

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Happy Pride month to Rhett and Link, the most bisexual straight people in existence.
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