jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK
Did this have anything to do with the theme of the blog? No. But do you need it anyway? Yes.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@incorrect-voiceplay
jamr0ll:
This never stops being hilarious
Do you love the color of the–
HONK
Did this have anything to do with the theme of the blog? No. But do you need it anyway? Yes.

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This has such J None energy and don’t even try to disagree because you can’t
J: So why’s your foot all bandaged up? Eli: I was hurt by the one I loved most. I grabbed a banana muffin fresh from the oven and accidentally dropped it. When it fell, a chocolate chip hit me in the foot and scalded it. J: ...So it was a banana bread betrayal burn? Geoff: J, n o -
You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Eli, when he opens the bag: My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
J: Bananas need rights, too!
Eli: Yeah!
Geoff: What is even happening right now?

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Layne: I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
J, bursting into the room: IF YOU KEEP CUTTIN’ EM DOWN, I’LL FEAST ON YOUR KNEES!!!
Geoff: I want to show you a picture that really upset me last night.
Eli: Okay, but, in my defense, J bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Geoff: That’s not what I wanted to -
Geoff: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO???
Layne: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Eli: General mathematics, sixth edition.
Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon
i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear
iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP
I feel like this completes my blog
muh draggins
this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times
dragons draggins dragons DRAGONS dragons DRAGGINS draggins
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@bitchass-slytheriny-snake
Dragons
D r a g o n s
This is the most asexual post I have ever seen and I'm 100% here for it.
Mmkay. So. We have My Shot, but consider:
Earl, strolling into the room with jazz hands: Angelicaaaaa~
Eli, sliding in right behind him in socks with a twirl: Eliiizaaaaaaa~
J, launched into the room by way of trebuchet, wearing a ball gown, weave, and a whole face of makeup: AND PEGGY!!!

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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.
Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!
8 YEARS OF TRASH EVERYONE
Story time. About 3 years ago I was at a tiny music fest in Portland and I saw some young folk there. I could tell. I told my wife “I need to ask those kids about their shoelaces.”
Don’t judge me it was depret times and I needed more followers.
She almost slapped me.
I did not.
Not even sorry, guys. We gotta keep this flame alive.
Send a space thing for questions
Planets: Life
Mercury: What’s your full name?
Venus: What’s your first language?
Earth: Where’s your home?
Mars: What’s your sexuality?
Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?
Saturn: Any pets?
Uranus: What’s your hobby?
Neptune: When’s your birthday?
Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?
Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?
Stars: Experiences
Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?
Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?
Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?
Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?
Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?
Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?
Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?
Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?
Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?
Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?
Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?
Constellations: Favourites
Centaurus: Favourite holiday?
Orion: Favourite month?
Cassiopeia: Favourite book?
Delphinus: Favourite study?
Hercules: Favourite instrument?
Gemini: Favourite song?
Pegasus: Favourite place to be?
Libra: Favourite colour?
Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?
Aries: Favourite movie?
Cygnus: Favourite weather?
Hydra: Favourite sound?
Galaxies: Love/Friends
Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?
Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?
Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?
Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?
Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?
Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?
Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?
Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?
Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?
Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?
Other stuff: Wishes
Comet: What’s your big dream?
Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?
Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?
Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?
Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?
Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?
Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?
Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?
Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?
Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?
Go for it
If the fucking incredible sock anon could hit me up again that’d be great
Oh god please
Please!!
Please send in the text along with the ask!
I personally would love to send and receive
Eh, may as well
Really want to connect with you guys :) If you feel like it, send in an ask with a set of these.
Babies
This is literally Layne to Earl don't even tell me otherwise.
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I’m not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Needs moar tits
What this post needs is a little ass.
Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Don’t forget a little pussy
YES.
All the NSFW
How about a nice pair of hooters?
Thank you for this blessed post
This wouldn’t be complete without a dik pic…
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Im not even sorry this doesn't fit my blog theme. You know for a fact that you needed this in your life.
Testing this for science.

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mine is so accurate im screaminggg
This is the kind of negativity I need in my life.
Thanks Water
Literally the four escorts in Queen in Five Minutes. In order:
Yama, Anubis, Baron, and Guardian.