there's a scrungus among us

Fuck, we’re surrounded.. take the pirate pill. I know I said I packed us cyanide pills but the pirate pills are way better they’re gonna turn us into swashbuckling pirates & that’s how we’re gonna get outta this one

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

tumblr users will brand the entire genre of rap as too misogynistic and then go back to writing fanfiction of sanji from one piece

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

The most amazing digital circus is that I don't rememwbr asking

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for