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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
I aināt a chick, but these titties do be toastinā
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
almost home

izzy's playlists!
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
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Stranger Things
d e v o n

Kiana Khansmith
YOU ARE THE REASON
will byers stan first human second
icyghini twinkie
Claire Keane
One Nice Bug Per Day
Noah Kahan
we're not kids anymore.

I'd rather be in outer space šø
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art by @niochemblyat
I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
I aināt a chick, but these titties do be toastinā

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I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the wordsĀ āVictorian manā all I could think of was this:
To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?
Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.
two points of view on math fish
it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so
win
it isnāt good art
unless itās itself enough
to get haters, so
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
Iāve known this post longer than Iāve known most of my friends
Jacek Yerka,Ā EruptionĀ
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i like tumblr because occasionally iāll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

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i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
i am kissing you on the mouth right now
you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
āthe gay community was never racistā
shit yāall still are to this day
Iām glad my post got around.. ppl need to see some history
Iām glad my post got
around.. ppl need to
see some history
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
(by @galwednesday)
Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.
I know most of those following me know this, but just to make it super clear. An Gorta Mór (The Great Hunger/the Great Famine) was a deliberate genocide of the Irish people. There was enough food grown in Ireland to make sure everyone was alive and healthy and survived. Instead it was exported, sent to England and elsewhere for profit while men, women, and children starved in the streets. While the English landlords fucked off and evicted starving families who couldnāt afford rent. While babies were too weak to cry and died at the side of the road.
They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. And we owe so much thanks to the other oppressed peoples, in particular the Choctaw Nation and the Masai, who sent money and grain to us.
Let me repeat that. The Choctaw Nation who had just gone through the Trail of Tears sent us money to try save Irish lives. Itās led to an understanding between Irish people and Native American tribes, most recently when we donated to the Navajo and Hopi fundraisers for COVID-19 relief, because while it may be a different tribe, Irish people will never forget those who helped us and weāll help back.
The entire population of the island is less than seven million people. Weāre still a million less on this island than pre famine. And itās not that long ago. My grandmotherās grandparents lived through it. Weāve told the stories, it literally changed the DNA of the country. We have a national fear of renting, because so many people were evicted. People joke about Irish people always offering loads of food, but itās because thereās that cultural memory of not being able to.
They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. We will not let them take our lives, we will not let them take our language. We lost so much, but we will not lose it all.
This is why I get so angry when people say āit was the potato famine, it was because of monoculture/microbes.ā
Nope. The potatoes were the only thing Irish people were allowed to fucking eat, because as pointed out, the rest of the crops they were growing were for their landlords to ship to England. So when the one āworthlessā crop they were allowed to eat rotted in the field, the English crown, empire, landlords, all shrugged and carried on. People starved to death lying next to productive fields.
āI aināt reading all thatā your brain is rotting and shrinking
Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.
Yes, but also, I
am begging you on bended
knee, paragraph breaks.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I was tidying up a room, andĀ right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.
Except I accidentally captioned it, āguys check this out, Iāve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.ā
I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with āCLOCKā in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.
Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got peopleās attention ⦠and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just⦠so muchā¦
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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. IāD BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. āOH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?ā
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
Iāve only seen this post in screenshots
Iām very surprised this post hasnāt broken a million.
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies