Third Time’s A Charm

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

That is a reason to keep on living.

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

i get what ppl are saying when they’re like “reform councillors will be so bad that their voters will learn their lesson” but like when have they ever learned anything. thats literally the brexit man. he could personally fuck their wife and kick their dog and they’d still draw hearts around his name in their journal

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

I'm sending this to my best friend who's uncle is best friends with the pope. They have a whole folder worth of funny pope memes to show him the next time they get to hang out. This just made the cut.

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

my doctor said that freaky hotel sex followed by ordering room service and eating it in bed would heal me