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hannibal if he’s in court for tax evasion and someone brings up the fact that he’s a cannibal: that’s ad homnomnominem.

hannibal lecter does the typical “are you a danger to yourself or others?” therapist thing but if they say yes he’s like nice.

god it was SO funny how in season 1 whenever ANYTHING happened will would just go over to hannibals place and pace around his office while ranting. like he did it in almost every single episode. he kissed someone (and got rejected lol) and was like Im gonna drive a whole hour to baltimore to talk to my bestie

thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me

a lot of hannibals lines feel like they should have a little :) after them

maybe unpopular opinion I know he killed multiple people but I still think “I told everyone Hannibal was a killer and no one believed me, just like no one would believe you if you said I was a killer” was one of Will Graham’s scariesttt moments. I would have been terrified of him lol

I adore, adore, adore that Hannibal's a shitty patient. He goes to Bedelia and acts like a little brat. Keeps stepping on their boundaries and smiles to himself when she maintains authority in response. He behaves the same way in daily life, behind people's backs--manipulating them, murdering and feeding people his victims, making puns and smiling to himself when they can't catch it. I think, because therapy is a space for dissecting and discussion of oneself, Hannibal lays a bit more on the plate than he usually would, and is more openly mischievous. When he's shed his skin in season 3, he's more obviously playful and flirty (plain in the way he kills Pazzi in a jolly mood). And after he's captured, he's just savage in his humor (re: telling Chilton he made him eat dessert with human blood, eating Chilton's lip, "Tell him I hope he isn't very ugly"--now that I think about it, he's just bullying Chilton), and flirts with Will like he's a romcom protag and not a convict who just barely missed the death sentence.

hannibal lecter was literally like yes I was made to eat my sister when I was like 10 years old but the fact that I eat people now as an adult is unrelated I’m just like this

My friend said I need to get help. Does anyone know if Dr. Hannibal Lecter is good? I’ve heard he’s a respected psychiatrist. No I haven’t googled him

funniest nbc hannibal moment when you think about it is when fbi profiler will graham’s boss at the fbi asked him if he wanted to run away with the cannibal the fbi was trying to catch and he was like part of me will always want to. he said that to his boss

i like how hannibal gets a whole tragic orphan forced cannibalism backstory set in a gothic childhood castle to explain why he’s like that but for will it’s just uhh yeah well my mom left and we were poor so now i’m the freak of the fucking century