self-control is a myth

@kittybroker

Tiny little baby spore worth just a tiny little 20 cents!

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Pokemon Heritage Post

between shane's neurodivergence and ilya's bisexuality neither of them know how to sit normally. put them next to each other for more than 10 minutes and they will inevitably start playing twister. they are coming up with positions you couldn't even conceive of. the centaurs have an entire shared photo album dedicated to pictures of them sitting in positions that Can't Possibly Be Comfortable but they somehow maintain for an absurd amount of time anyway. the most crucial part of this is that it's entirely subconscious and it takes several different people pointing it out to them before they even realize they're doing it