dude I love bugs sm

learning lessons from my agonies #myagonies

Translator's Note: I love you.

i wish gay people were real:(

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

You can eat breakfast food in the middle of the night and they can’t stop you

The fried eggs and toast and orange juice still function after 9pm.

In some countries, "American" breakfast food like pancakes, waffles, grilled cheese etc are only eaten for dinner. Breakfast here is bread, cold cuts or sweet relishes, lunch is meat, vegetables and some kind of starch, dinner is everything small and hot, like those "breakfast" foods mentioned earlier.

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

blorbos go in the scenario machine