pain and delicious flaky biscuits

@funnier-when-objectum

everyone's drinking "monster" and "ghost" so one must assume that both are real and there are factories for milking them. the evil of the soda industry knows no bounds

well I think it knows some bounds otherwise we'd all be thralls to a crisp can of dr. acula by now

Sure I’ll reblog that

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

UPDATE: funny coincidence, since someone earlier mentioned that they had a cold. I also have a cold and was feeling very sick. This morning, I still had a fever, so I called in sick again and discovered that at some point we've had a change in policy at work where we get more sick days without a doctor's note! This means I don't have to drag myself to a doctor's office to waste both our time and energy! I get to just rest! And I already feel much better! The potato worked! Thanks @wind-deity!

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

addicted to leaving tags on posts. look at my thoughts boy