ad astra per aspera

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

The dead horse beats me

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

staying up really late is comforting. the world stops expecting things from you. it’s just quiet for a while.