I am a Classy Mother Fucker

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

Watching the new Folding Ideas video and I can't stop thinking that Mr Beast is unsatisfied because he doesn't have a fandom. He is dying to understand where to throw money to make fandom happen. It gives me great pleasure to know that we hold the power to keep mr. Beast miserable

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

my doctor pepper warriors i need you now more than ever.

my doctor pepper warriors i need you now more than ever.

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

observation notes after opening up the strattland tag on here to backread it like a morning paper on a daily basis for like three months: I'm not sure I've seen a single image of these characters directly kissing on the lips. I've seen cheek kisses (given by her to him, he's very rarely the active party here), I've seen faces held close enough to imply the idea of mouth kissing, I've seen a few iterations of the pair of them stripped down to get to know each other biblical style, but no direct smooching. also fairly little normal hugging or hand holding, this is easier to find but there is less of it compared to other phm ship tags. what the strattland zeitgeist / hivemind wants from these two in terms of physical intimacy is more enigmatic. she's dragging him by the tie, he's taking a sip from her coffee cup over her shoulder, she's giving him a judas kiss, he's kneeling down with his head in her lap, she's holding his limp body pietà / ivan the terrible style, they're sharing such a small workspace that they're shoulder-to-shoulder with their legs all tangled up, she's putting sticky notes on him, they're avoiding eye contact while she ruffles a hand through his hair, she's binding his wrists and neck with symbolically neon red ropes, etc. you open up any other popular grace ship tag (x rocky, x carl, x simon ironlung) and, boom, kissing cuddling sex and other coupley activities. you look for x stratt and it's like "this is an HR violation but I'd be hard pressed to say exactly why."

White boy shocks tiktoker by cooking in perfect Indian.