OH BEARER MINE

Sonic the hedgehog is really cool for giving Mamdani a heads up about that bomb hes gonna set off

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

Bugs aren’t even that small they’re just far away

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

the heavenly demon divine cult does a lot of things i don't agree with, but it's close to my house and doing their martial arts is a great workout so it's the good and the bad, really

i hear the heavenly demon does different jobs all the time like homer simpson. One week he's a massage therapist, one week he's a chef, this week he's a streamer. I think that's fun. The pope should work fast food, as a treat to the faithful

The guy who teaches tai chi at the park attacked us during the evening class, and uh... i think i might be an accessory to murder

Still, $10 a month for membership, you can't beat that. In this economy? Forget about it

They're talking about razing the shaolindo school to the ground, but they have classes at 7:30, which is when I get home for work, so what choice do i have?

everyone on r/jianghu says don't do it, practicing the heavenly demon 108 perfect jade motions style will cause qi deviation, you'll either die or be locked into eternal battle with destined rivals, but the sect hall is, like, five minutes from my front door, on foot.

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

What's actually crazy is they blasted him apart every day but he used the force to keep his smithereens together.

he cant do it forever. 1 like = 1 prayer to separate a smithereen

we tried to hit her where the sun don't shine but zonbies and skeletons had already spawned there and we got scared