OH BEARER MINE

the heavenly demon divine cult does a lot of things i don't agree with, but it's close to my house and doing their martial arts is a great workout so it's the good and the bad, really

i hear the heavenly demon does different jobs all the time like homer simpson. One week he's a massage therapist, one week he's a chef, this week he's a streamer. I think that's fun. The pope should work fast food, as a treat to the faithful

The guy who teaches tai chi at the park attacked us during the evening class, and uh... i think i might be an accessory to murder

Still, $10 a month for membership, you can't beat that. In this economy? Forget about it

They're talking about razing the shaolindo school to the ground, but they have classes at 7:30, which is when I get home for work, so what choice do i have?

everyone on r/jianghu says don't do it, practicing the heavenly demon 108 perfect jade motions style will cause qi deviation, you'll either die or be locked into eternal battle with destined rivals, but the sect hall is, like, five minutes from my front door, on foot.

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

What's actually crazy is they blasted him apart every day but he used the force to keep his smithereens together.

he cant do it forever. 1 like = 1 prayer to separate a smithereen

we tried to hit her where the sun don't shine but zonbies and skeletons had already spawned there and we got scared

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

you can plug girls into other girls for frequency modulation antics

teens are reportedly "serpentmaxxing" by crawling on their bellies and eating dust all the days of their lives

You girls are too vulnerable to instant loss. The princess would just endure. You will not get her to have heart eyes. She’s simply going to tank it. You’re having what is commonly referred to as a skill issue.

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

next time on riverdale archie and friends go into lunar orbit to retrieve the lance of Longinus-- unknowingly playing into hiram lodge and mister sourberrys plan of starting the third impact... but not if jughead and jellybean can come up with a way to stop him

our Period of Warring States is collapsing…

reblog to make it collapse faster

hi traitor, please respect my royal title going forward! after my conquest of the six warring states, the old title of “King of Qin” no longer reflects who i am! i now identify exclusively as the First Emperor. anyone who disobeys will be blocked, unfollowed, reported and beheaded. thanks!

now that youve looked at several posts on your dashboard, did you notice the gorilla?

One of my favourite things in urban fantasy literature is when an author clearly likes the idea of wizard boarding school drama, but wants to avoid getting any Harry Potter stink on them and tries to accomplish that by simply bluntly inverting all the stuff they regard as problematic, and in so doing independently reinvents the X-Men.

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy