OH BEARER MINE

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

The secret of the hidden amphora

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

i low-key hate it when authors or ttrpg designers randomly throw a set of neopronouns into their fantasy setting to feel like they are being Progressive and Inclusive without doing any work or thought. make up actual gender lore or fuck off

like you can come up with the entire history of the Elf Kingdoms or whatever but when it comes to gender norms and how people might challenge or defy those norms youre like "yeah its probably exactly like the modern anglophone lgbt scene"? come on amiguita you're being lapped posthumously by terry pratchett !

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

we're making a casino where one bets with humor and receives a jackpot of joy

Make her reveal her special technique

It’s a shame that walkable cities will require tracking cars that enter city limits and exploding them with a bazooka but policy requires trade-offs

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk