OH BEARER MINE

we're making a casino where one bets with humor and receives a jackpot of joy

Make her reveal her special technique

It’s a shame that walkable cities will require tracking cars that enter city limits and exploding them with a bazooka but policy requires trade-offs

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

It's an old observation but the secret sauce that makes JJBA work is that a guy can show up with a stand that has the power to sever their opponents' legs at 100 yards and the protagonists will just cobble together new legs out of bicycle parts and athletic tape and kick the guy's ass immediately, whereas the guy whose stand power is causing toilets to flush clockwise is an existential threat to all human life and defeating him might take up years' worth of the manga

Slow train journeys in rural England sure are an experience. You're going ten miles and it takes a day and a half because it stops at every lamp-post and the announcement says "The next station stop is Ferretley" or something and you think "I didn't know that was a place" and you get there and it isn't

Last stop was literally a picket fence, enough chopped wood to build another picket fence and, briefly, a train.

Did they let the fucking guy out

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

Hate to be pedantic but wouldn't the lactater be the one having their teats suckled. And not the one suckling the teats

The milk makes you lactate due to its composition

placing my hands on the desk revealing my knuckle tattoos "TURN OVER" and then I turn my hands over revealing my finger pad tattoos, "THIS HURT"

i really hate sensitivity advice in ttrpgs thats clearly being written for a table of cishet white abled men

like okay i understand you are trying to stop grognard gary from making female players miserable with constant sexual assault threats and that's a well intentioned goal but have you accidentally written a 'safety tool' or 'gender in [setting]' subheader that stifles and silences female players who want to reflect on or explore a societal force present in every aspect of their life through their character and play? does your rule or declaration intended to make sure women are comfortable also allow men who are uncomfortable thinking about misogyny to tell them, with all the best liberal intentions, not to bring the vibe down? because frankly there are countless such cases and i find it really frustrating (& ofc the same is true wrt race, disability, sexuality, etc)

To be clear, all this YouTube nonsense is a ploy to get art of my fursona. This is true of most historians, but they won't discuss it out of pride. Herodotus was buried with hundreds of medallions of his slimthick hyenagator.

vampire lying about their age to register on social media because the year of birth drop-down menu only goes back to 1900