OH BEARER MINE

x files insane bc it’s the only procedural i can think of where sometimes the episode just ends. no resolution, no answer, literally just ‘oh well we tried’ or ‘guess we have to leave now’ and then fade to black

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Waltuh, pass me a cup of lifenoodles.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

you can tell that there’s a lot of people on this website who haven’t even built their own Tower

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

it seeems toda,y , that all you see, is backrooms movie, and among us tv

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

Sometimes you watch a movie with your mom that you've seen before alone, but suddenly there are three times as many sex scenes and they are all considerably more explicit. the only explanation is, of course, dark magic

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going