OH BEARER MINE

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

well i dont really get why the goalkeepers dont release their sword intent

can i get an amen break burger

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

paintjob from a girl with huge brushes

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

Need some fables AESOP

No, they gotta eat. That is the point of all these. Crumb is ant food. Web provide food, like job provide money. worm eat dirt. Flies are weird.

i just asked every scientist and they all said that you arent true here and thats not correct. i dont tolerate disinformations on my page. they do these things for no reason, and thats fine. we love all of them anyways because they are beautiful in their own yucky & terriblw way

So flies aren't weird?

theyre worthless animals which is lovely

the crumbs aren't actually ant food anyway! the ants gather crumbs to feed their domesticated fungus. they have farms. they eat the fungus and bring organic matter for the fungus to eat. and theyre not terrible they're lovely.

(getting REALLY mad) NOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S ONLY LEAFCUTTER ANTS!!!!!! ONLY LEAFCUTTER ANTS DO THAT!!!!!!!! AND THEIR FUNGUS ONLY EATS LEEAAVES!!!!!

Is it strange that I hate OP's post? It's like, strangely anti intellectual and really mean to bugs in a way that seems positive but without any of the substance 😢. Did you ever think of the bug's feelings Aceynk?

these animals are useless and stupid and and thats awesome

actually this is a common misconception, i dont blame you for the mistake, but, in realty, all of these actions are done for no point or purpose at all!! these animals dont do anything useful. isn't that brilliant!

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

been thinking a lot about a battle royale scenario between all the sesame street puppets again

its very easy to envision how each muppet would function in a scenario where theyd be forced to fight, and its remarkable how little their archetypes overlap. elmo is a speedy glass cannon, almost impossible to hit but going down in one shot. cookie monster is like a tanky barbarian, with a frenzy state fueled by cookies. oscar has access to anything thats been thrown away, so hes got a wide kit of weapons and tools (rusty wrench, banana peel). theres a lot to explore here