OH BEARER MINE

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

luckiest guy in the world is the random eurobeat channel that was making come out ye black and tans for thatcher's death anniversary only to have the queen die just in time for them to insert the announcement as a beat drop

we relish the soups of the present.... we remember fondly the soups of the past.... *raises spoon* we gaze eagerly towards the soups of the future...!

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

echoes of aincrad gaining like a solid star bonus from every reviewer (in both negative and positive reviews) for containing less kirito, and a half star deducted for featuring any kirito, is hysterical to me

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

Muffin Man: the original doxxing victim

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft