OH BEARER MINE

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft

handing you a mysterious fruit: yeah its okay to eat the seeds on this one

Yes, the mind control process involves strapping him nude to my lab table. What do you mean “why?” I don’t need to explain myself to anyone with so little taste. 

alright I've got to lock in. I've got to be productive. I've gotta point this caffeine towards something useful [stopping in thought] but first I've gotta check my hunch that the design of en passant seems like the kind of rule you'd implement to correct unexpected behaviour from another rule

[at last resting] wait... that page implied there are nicene mormons. how does that work, I wonder. I should check really quickly.

people across the country are spotting charlie kirk in things and places now i think we should qualify it as a form of political magic kirkomancy perhaps scrying the charlie

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

Browsing horror on Tubi is also fun because once in awhile you come across a combination of words like "Psycho Santa 2" which forces you to recognize that whatever Psycho Santa is, it was worth making two of them. Also, every Amityville movie ever. You will never watch every Amityville.

Wait weren't Amityville Horror 1 and 2 serious?

Actually think that's pepperoni and olive pizza?

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !