OH BEARER MINE

To be clear, all this YouTube nonsense is a ploy to get art of my fursona. This is true of most historians, but they won't discuss it out of pride. Herodotus was buried with hundreds of medallions of his slimthick hyenagator.

vampire lying about their age to register on social media because the year of birth drop-down menu only goes back to 1900

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

looking for a cheap calories-dense meal? simply wander into a running stream and stand there, mouth open. the snacks they just come at you

you've ruined it. everything is going tp die and its all your fault. i can;'t FUCking believe rthis.

hard to gauge if the answer to a ''how's your life been going'' should be ''im deconstructing everything about my relationship to expiriencing emotions and im finding it hard to grasp that im a real person who exists'' or ''been getting into wildberry jams lately''

[responding to hate messages after a multiplayer match] this only happened because you touch yourself to internet pornography. I was sent to this lobby to torture and punish you

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

no healthy website has an environment where there are this many gimmick accounts whose entire purpose is to add literally nothing to your post. this is a sign of deep sickness. the ground is poisoned

omggg yeahh that was SOOOO great serpent style yeah like wh- wait what, you haven't heard of the great serpent? what? what do you, what do you mean you haven't heard of the great serpent? like the perfect beast of evil? the reptilian goddess who rules us all? you don't know the great serpent? girl you are out of the loop

this reminds me of my friend Scattered Dan. we call him that because he turned into sand and blew away and now we have to find all 1,983,168,226,350,944,001 grains of him around the world to bring him back