OH BEARER MINE

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures

I just enjoy cola generally why do people want me to choose a brand

you already did choose a brand, calling it cola 🙄

And which brand is that? RC cola? Shasta cola? Jones cola? Red rock cola?

We both know cola is Coca-Cola. Stop being facetious

Your view of cola is extremely narrow and I do not agree with it or accept it

the most powerful volcanos are filled with dog lava

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

my father was killed by an undiagnosed Saturday. stay safe everyone

when you think about it, marika trying to resurrect godwyn with an erdtree burial and unwittingly turning his undying corpse into a self replicating cancer on everything touched by the greattrees roots is very similar to kirkification

the crabs in altus growing golden hair not unlike those few months after kirks death where so many memorial videos were generated with ai that it poisoned the pool and started turning random people into charlie kirk

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

luckiest guy in the world is the random eurobeat channel that was making come out ye black and tans for thatcher's death anniversary only to have the queen die just in time for them to insert the announcement as a beat drop

we relish the soups of the present.... we remember fondly the soups of the past.... *raises spoon* we gaze eagerly towards the soups of the future...!

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

echoes of aincrad gaining like a solid star bonus from every reviewer (in both negative and positive reviews) for containing less kirito, and a half star deducted for featuring any kirito, is hysterical to me

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason