OH BEARER MINE

using my autism power (Focused Analysis) to locate the closest narcissist and immediately befriend them to increase our joint slay

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

wizards of the coast is really innovating if you're into apocalyptically incestuous cultural sludge, digested and regurgitated to only barest recognisability for viable producteering

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

you're just distracting yourself from your problems by formulating and enacting solutions to them

I CAN FEEL IT WORKING

Trans girls can impregnate any pumpkin they want!

I've just been informed that's not what that word means

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

when we found him, he had been completely skeletonised by the force of the wind. his body was left a mere christmas skeleton, his skin a santa hat full of toys

something that's always stuck with me is Adorno's critique of liberal research on fascism - that liberal scientists believe you can approach fascism in good faith by simply asking Nazis what they think about the world and then writing it down. He argued that fascism is itself a bad faith ideology, and that Nazis will not usually answer the question "do you want to exterminate all minorities?" truthfully, especially not when asked by academics (who are all Marxists/Jews/etc plotting to destroy civilization). So in order to accurately capture fascist sentiment, you have to conceal your intentions and basically lie to them. And there are real moral imperatives for social scientists to do this, in the same way that journalists go undercover in white supremacist groups to report on their activities and beliefs. There's even that famous East German documentary where the directors lied to a Nazi military leader about being West German filmmakers, got him drunk, and then just filmed him saying Nazi shit lol. So like the conventions of science itself, the idea that good research is necessarily always transparent, is a political assumption that shapes how you conduct research and acquire knowledge

deltarune fans will be like "ugh, I can't stand people talking as if trans girl ralsei is already canon when there's barely any evidence for it", and then continue to act as if were all on board with the idea of Gaster, a character who has not had their name said once in this game, being the most important character.

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heartwarming 'geist-slices of unfiltered, unadulterated americana

hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy