OH BEARER MINE

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

the concept of getting ragebaited into transitioning IS super funny though

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

fatejob from a sidereal exalted

griefjob from an abyssal exalted

somethingjob from an exigent

regular job from a terrestrial exalted

final formjob from an infernal exalt

excellencejob from a solar exalt

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

my girlfriend is "calling bullshit" on my explanation that the reason I stumbled halfway across the room barely catching myself on various objects and avoiding hitting my head is that "sometimes you have to move dizzy girl style for fun" when I'm literally right

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

i dont respect america or agree with pretty much any of its international policies but i do acknowledge the necessity of its existence for the consistent production of yeehaw cowgirl anime girls with huge tits for non-americans like me to enjoy

fwiw, America has existed long enough that even if it goes away, those can continue to exist forever, now with the added context of “girl who’s a fan of the idea of something and REALLY doesn’t know what the thing was actually like”, like any “de gozaru” samurai or ninja girl.

good point. time to blow up the white house

being a sorceror has gotta feel incredible

#hmm. this motherfucker has double parked. DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES#hmm. this mortal ‘IRS’ is saying that I’m supposed to ‘pay taxes.’ DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES#hmm. these scrambled eggs have gotten kinda cold. DEATH OF OBSIDIAN BUTTERFLIES (x)

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing mahjong

unfortunately public education fails to teach young americans about the poison ogre

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”