OH BEARER MINE

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

next time on riverdale archie and friends go into lunar orbit to retrieve the lance of Longinus-- unknowingly playing into hiram lodge and mister sourberrys plan of starting the third impact... but not if jughead and jellybean can come up with a way to stop him

our Period of Warring States is collapsing…

reblog to make it collapse faster

hi traitor, please respect my royal title going forward! after my conquest of the six warring states, the old title of “King of Qin” no longer reflects who i am! i now identify exclusively as the First Emperor. anyone who disobeys will be blocked, unfollowed, reported and beheaded. thanks!

now that youve looked at several posts on your dashboard, did you notice the gorilla?

One of my favourite things in urban fantasy literature is when an author clearly likes the idea of wizard boarding school drama, but wants to avoid getting any Harry Potter stink on them and tries to accomplish that by simply bluntly inverting all the stuff they regard as problematic, and in so doing independently reinvents the X-Men.

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

The secret of the hidden amphora

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

i low-key hate it when authors or ttrpg designers randomly throw a set of neopronouns into their fantasy setting to feel like they are being Progressive and Inclusive without doing any work or thought. make up actual gender lore or fuck off

like you can come up with the entire history of the Elf Kingdoms or whatever but when it comes to gender norms and how people might challenge or defy those norms youre like "yeah its probably exactly like the modern anglophone lgbt scene"? come on amiguita you're being lapped posthumously by terry pratchett !

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

we're making a casino where one bets with humor and receives a jackpot of joy