Generic Trash Bag

Better version AND you can actually read the source

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

“I’ll do whatever you want" “Then Perish”

I thought there were no heroes left in this world

You kneel before my throne unaware it was born on lies

Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

God wishes he were me

God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would’ve bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16

“I know you’ve all heard talk of being the emperor’s chosen and heroes of the Imperium, but the truth is, you are essentially nothing to this Imperium. You’re farmers, workers, and criminals, picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man. You will be sent into battle. You will be sent often. Many of you will die, and you will die often. I do not expect you to like it, but I am asking that you accept this and make your peace with it.

My father taught me as a child that if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option. Go kill them.

All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you.

To feel sorrow is to deserve peace.

No pet is perfect, it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is.

You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

You cant shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.

No one will know the violence it took become this gentle.

Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so it’s a good thing we brought matches.

It’s not my job to pry, it’s the government’s. 

And lo, he did reach into his bag of talent, and verily, it was found to be barren -Yamaha 10:99

Every comment is a prayer, bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane. Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings.

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

The answer to dispair is action 

Undertale - Hot Dog French Fries (Extended Version)

Hard to believe it’s been a year already… I guess you all asked for this

Up on Youtube for better quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwygBWGhRQ

Anger:

Grinding teeth

Narrowing eyes

Yelling

A burning feeling in the chest

Heavy breathing

Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters

Jerky movements

Glaring

Violence

Stomping

Face reddening

Snapping at people

Sadness:

Lack of motivation

Messy appearance

Quiet

Slow movements

Crying

Inability to sleep

Frowning

Red eyes

Isolating oneself

Fatigue

Not concentrating

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Alo?

sunt eu

What do writers suffer from each spring?

Blood Borne Monster Handbook: Central Yharnam Part 1

So i guess october will be Bloodborne Month on my blog. Legit though, i have a good pipeline set up (which is why there was no content last month) to work on these things. So more will come in the following weeks for sure! (Also i will get those trap rooms ready for the DMs Guild)

25 July 1938                                              20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully

J.R.R. Tolkien.

(Letter 30)

The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.

You mean instead of barbaric savages, kind, compassionate, relatable orcs?

My boy might I introduce you to

Shadow of Mordor

We’ve got

Kind orcs

Singing orcs

Poetic orcs

Drunk orcs