Horse snuggles

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

@funnier-when-objectum

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

y'all need to watch this this pride month

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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Woah. Is this real?