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Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

im so hungry i could lay a dinner egg

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous