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I have an original signed copy of the communist manifesto and marx wrote a note at the front saying that he hopes people use this text to be racist on the internet and divide as many people as possible. He also said that RPF is okay.

He said that RPF is okay

Yeah we heard you the first time

just making sure.

notice how everyone is horny today

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars