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blood work? i sure hope it does

I know you’re sad. But drink your fucking water.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

A 6 hour workday doesn't have to mean the business shuts down after 6 hours, it means the shift ends. A childcare place could run 24/7 on 6 hour workdays, so long as it was willing to hire enough employees for all four shifts. And your children would Genuinely be better cared for by workers properly rested between workdays.

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

no offense but why are men not self aware at all 

We are. We just don’t care about or respect most women. But we’re aware of that, trust me.

wow its great to know that men are consciously aware that they hate women 

We don’t hate them. We’re just apathetic towards your feelings. Hatred takes too much energy for people that don’t (and won’t) matter.

wow

This is men

holy shit. they’re just saying the “quiet” part out loud now, huh?

Hey at least since they’re being honest now, women can finally be convinced to stay the fuck away from them.

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

When I was a freshman in high school the teacher I considered coolest once flopped down on the couch in his classroom and did that exact thing because he didn't find the direction we were taking our discussion of The Illiad at all interesting.