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the idea of going to the movies alone being like sad and pathetic is crazy to me like thats barely a social event to me. If you try to talk to me during a movie at the movies I will kill you.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

so so many fictional characters i love i know i would HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE as people. but when they are within the context of their little worlds and dealing with people that are not me i luv them

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

what is the point of international sports if not to root against the english

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

nice wound. Could use some salt though

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me