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this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

ask your doctor what the fuck

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

It;s so annoying how they made things that feel good that are also really bad for you. Anyone agree