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RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

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I am so angry my entire body is clenched like a fist and I am exhausted with it

I swear I'm not doing that vague posting thing so someone will ask me what's going on for attention or whatever. I am genuinely tired and wound way the fuck up that I don't even know where to start

I don't think I have been this angry without reading the news in a long fucking time. I've been clenching my jaw so hard my head hurts. I feel like I'm going to explode

#personal #it's a good thing I'm not drinking atm bc the drunk texts would be legendary #and possibly result in a restraining order

fanficmemes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

antlershade

well, i know about lump fish

cyber-seagull404

Good to see we’re all on the same page

#very beautiful very powerful

its-emimi

Happy Pride month! 🌈

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

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dracurio

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Here are some supportive Pride-Spiders (let me know if I you want me to do more flags)

Dad, I fucking swear, if you gave me ONE MORE chronic illness, I'm gonna take your ashes to a drag club and leave you there

#i mean I'd ask permission from the drag queens first #I'm not a monster #but like....he was kinda homophobic #they'd be delivering his twilight zone style penance #if i have meniere's i fucking swear

garashir

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

lesbiansforboromir

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

kateammann

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

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glowingghosty

#somehow amazon always manages to either delay or lose my packages when it's either #pet food medication or otherwise something i need fairly quickly #this time it was nausea lozenges my new appointment planner and my id badge holder #the one I'm using disintegrated guys #come on bezos jfc

nerdgirlriot

There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

christopherleefan

Leeweek 2026 Day 7: Leeday Happy Birthday Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee (May 27, 1922 - ∞) "To be a legend, you've either got to be dead or excessively old!"

#christopher lee

christopherleefan

Happy Birthday Vincent Price (May 27, 1911 - ∞)

“I played so many gentle men at the beginning of my career that I certainly wanted to play some villains and so I got kind of stuck in villains.” - Vincent Price

#Vincent Price

When you're angy that Möthër the Human cleaned off your dirty feets in the sink but you still want bedtime snuggles.

#he had a clump of dirty litter stuck to his entire back paw #i had no choice #he got treats as compensation for his suffering and humiliation #i think he's still mad #my cat #cats of tumblr #creamsicle cat #orange tabby #Horatio George #poor Ray-Ray

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I often get asked what kind of dog Arthur is and I finally have an answer. He is a very rare breed called Not Bothered At ALL By the Vacuum Cleaner

The vacuum is ON in these pictures and he's like "lol that things loud whatcha doin' Mom?" I had to bribe him with treats to get him to move so I could vacuum under where he was laying.

I have never had a dog this unbothered by the vacuum, yet here he is. Zero fucks given.

#this is my first apartment that had carpet #so i did not know this before #my dog #arthur #btw if you're still wondering #he's a mixed breed of some kind #probably golden retriever cattle dog mix?#pinch of husky maybe?#might explain his tail and how vocal he is #he loves to fetch but he has a strong herding instinct #which really annoys the cats because they're his herd lol #I'd love to do a breed analysis on him but they're expensive

xennialwarriorprincess

Peter Cushing. Circa 1955. Edited and colourised by me. Find more here.

Happy birthday, Peter Cushing! - Born May 26, 1913 -

#peter cushing

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