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Gura my love, I kind of feel like maybe you should be less concerned about your teammates finding out about your obvious crush on Mensah and more concerned about them finding out you see them as children

#i love the others as one loves their own children #hmmm interesting tell me more #i say as i slowly reach down to pick up a brick #gurathin #murderbot tv #i love you too gura but if you call me a child again I'm gonna throw this at your face #maybe this isn't universal #it just sort of feels like an odd thing to say about your adult coworkers #I'm the youngest so it's a sore spot for me #plus I'm not that much younger than David Dastmalchian so....#i do think they would be more likely to tease him for this than crushing on mensah #who ISN'T crushing on Mensah

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teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

teaboot

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

sconesfortea

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

I am so angry my entire body is clenched like a fist and I am exhausted with it

I swear I'm not doing that vague posting thing so someone will ask me what's going on for attention or whatever. I am genuinely tired and wound way the fuck up that I don't even know where to start

I don't think I have been this angry without reading the news in a long fucking time. I've been clenching my jaw so hard my head hurts. I feel like I'm going to explode

#personal #it's a good thing I'm not drinking atm bc the drunk texts would be legendary #and possibly result in a restraining order

fanficmemes

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

antlershade

well, i know about lump fish

cyber-seagull404

Good to see we’re all on the same page

#very beautiful very powerful

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its-emimi

Happy Pride month! 🌈

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

dracurio

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Here are some supportive Pride-Spiders (let me know if I you want me to do more flags)

Dad, I fucking swear, if you gave me ONE MORE chronic illness, I'm gonna take your ashes to a drag club and leave you there

#i mean I'd ask permission from the drag queens first #I'm not a monster #but like....he was kinda homophobic #they'd be delivering his twilight zone style penance #if i have meniere's i fucking swear

garashir

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

lesbiansforboromir

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

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kateammann

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

kosmogrl

glowingghosty

#somehow amazon always manages to either delay or lose my packages when it's either #pet food medication or otherwise something i need fairly quickly #this time it was nausea lozenges my new appointment planner and my id badge holder #the one I'm using disintegrated guys #come on bezos jfc

nerdgirlriot

There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

christopherleefan

Leeweek 2026 Day 7: Leeday Happy Birthday Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee (May 27, 1922 - ∞) "To be a legend, you've either got to be dead or excessively old!"

#christopher lee

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christopherleefan

Happy Birthday Vincent Price (May 27, 1911 - ∞)

“I played so many gentle men at the beginning of my career that I certainly wanted to play some villains and so I got kind of stuck in villains.” - Vincent Price

#Vincent Price

When you're angy that Möthër the Human cleaned off your dirty feets in the sink but you still want bedtime snuggles.

#he had a clump of dirty litter stuck to his entire back paw #i had no choice #he got treats as compensation for his suffering and humiliation #i think he's still mad #my cat #cats of tumblr #creamsicle cat #orange tabby #Horatio George #poor Ray-Ray

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