Sidnin koutek

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

In honor of Carrie and Star Wars Day. May the force be with you!

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

to be honest, i'd pay to listen to david attenborough narrate shitty romantasies like they're wildlife documentaries

i'm picturing this in movie format. understand? the whole movie is shot like a normal movie except that david attenborough has replaced most of the audio and he's explaining what's happening on screen as if he's talking about birds. the fae king is making a courtship display to a desirable human female, apparently unaware they are not the same species. this is a common problem for fae males, and it contributes to the declining numbers of their species