In another way could not be.

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

If you haven't consumed Midst, you gotta consume Midst. It's so good. It's characterful. It's whimsical. It's dramatic. It's thoughtful. It has incredible audio and accessible transcripts and cool episode art. It has an old hound dog named Landlord (he survives. this is not a spoiler). You. Reading this. Get into Midst

If you ignore the manipulation, stabbing, gutting, baby trapping, killing said baby, inducing seizures, lying, and framing for murder, then Hannibal was so gentle with Will.

@evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

Clearly what you all meant to say was @the-muppet-joker

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

scar put your clothes back on

two thousand seven hundred and ninety nine

Apo pie! Apo pie!

bite me

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception.

This fandom will find me everywhere no matter how hard I'm trying to hide

Do you wanna have a bad time?

the Veil is thin here

The apotheosis is upon us.