having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

pears are famously shaped objects

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

there came a moment in my youth when I was preparing to #lie to someone and was stressing out about them not believing it and getting mad at me because I knew I was going to look shifty the whole time, but then it occurred to me that I knew all my tells because they were things that momentarily made my anxiety go down (turning my body away from them a little, looking at the floor, using excessive filler words, over-explaining, etc.), and since I could feel what they all were I could just. not do them. and suddenly it felt like I had stopped existing as a single unified being with my feelings and body inherently interconnected and instead was able to use my body like a very sophisticated tool that responds to precise instructions and only does what I actively tell it to. which made me very good at lying and garnered me a few student acting awards, but also led to some other problems of various natures further down the line. alas.

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