guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

I think its pretty fucked up she's recording calls to a rape helpline tbh

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

Bold of you to assume that was not my intent!

HAPPY FIFTH OF WEDNESDAY!

It’s very disappointing to me that when you look through the ancient history section on a lot of book selling websites they include ancient aliens bullshit on there as if that’s a valid history book

Like putting alien conspiracy theories next to all of these other legitimate and very useful texts is very much not doing the public a service in terms of avoiding the spread of misinformation.