We're just fucking monkeys in shoes

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

with low sour cream spotting

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

"rocky would hate stratt because she hurt his bestie" plausible, even likely. "rocky wouldn't hate stratt because he understands the stakes of needing to save the actual world" nuanced, intellectually stimulating. "stratt would hate rocky because her ex wife whom she killed is happier with him" intriguing, avant-garde.

#7 billion fucking people on earth weren't enough but you'll die for the alien. sure. no yeah. sure.

Once again begging everyone to watch Leverage this is basically porn to me. Competence porn. First David Job where Hardison holds up his bound wrists to show Nate what they're dealing with because he knows Nate will get them out of this and needs all the info possible. "Then I asked myself, what would Parker/Hardison do?" UGH I love this show