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coupla more of These Rascals

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When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things:

- Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish)

- Words don’t change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese)

- We don’t live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

- Likewise, we don’t have have two different words for “they” because we don’t care whether “they” were male or female (Spanish, French)

- There’s no formal “you” because we don’t play mind games about whether or not we respect you (Spanish, German)

- We don’t alter the whole fucking language based on how much we respect you (Japanese)

- The letters and sounds might not be consistent, but at least we have letters, not just pictures (Mandarin)

- We don’t have a fucking stupid tense specifically for talking to two people because some idiot decided that a two-person tense was necessary (Arabic)

So yeah, I think we’re doing okay as a language

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Oh and some of our plurals are irregular, but at least it’s not like every goddamn plural is an entirely new word so you have to learn every word twice

At least it’s not like that, right? Right, Arabic? WHAT A DUMB IDEA THAT WOULD BE, HUH, ARABIC?

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But we do kinda have the tone thing. Like record and record, resume and resume, etc

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For a few words, but you can mispronounce a lot and still get away with it. I’m referring to this:

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Wat

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Language is amazing

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So like, I love Chinese as a language group, I really do. But it is also brought forth this absolute abomination of a character that has no right to exist and makes me cry at night sometimes:

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Ah yes, Biang Biang noodles :v

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That’s actually what it means???

deadwalrus69420

That giant monster is what they use to write the “Biang” in Biang Biang noodles so 2/3 of a yes

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Why??? How xd

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Read more here:

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

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Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

socialistexan

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

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yo he just got obliterated

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a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

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OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears

cursedcatimages

i will be awaiting your arrival

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impatient14

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

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Quick Anatomy Tips by rm_manga

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A Pikachu’s Tale :’)

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(If you have a heart please reblog)

clonefan1998

Its okay..i needes to empty my tear ducks anyways!

roninhunt0987

i’m not crying… okay just a lil…

@moonlight-the-pegawolf-2001 @fang980

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worry

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Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I could use that.

Okay, but what the team of OK KO did with this one, as if the episode on its own wasn’t cool enough, this particular theme hit me right in the chilldhood and I LOVED IT

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Before vs After Adoption

[source]

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Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

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This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

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cricket when we found her in an alleyway

vs.

cricket now as the queen of our home

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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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^^^

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

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BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

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BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

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BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

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this makes me so sad. I’m bisexual. I’m valid and I matter.

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For my panromantic ass and anyone else who loves two genders or more💗💜💙

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I can’t not reblog

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I’m not bisexual but love you guys!

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:) I feel loved

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You deserve it *hugs*

debbigail-lover

Aww thanks! *hugs*

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If you’re biphobic unfollow me and block me m’kay?? thank you :^)

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“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

k8katbloggity

But what if half your ocs are softys and not made for fighting?

combinecremator

dating sim

clonedroids

this post changed the game

luckycaricature

Hey btw if you don’t know how to program, you should check out [novelty], which is a free Visual Novel creation software. Absolutely no programming required, and it’s super easy to use, I played with it some when I was a teen but the only reason I didn’t do much with it is cuz I made my story complicated and had like 5000 different branching routes that kept spawning new routes and made myself confused LMAO

But yeah, it’s a WYSIWYG with a really straight-forward GUI, if I remember correctly.

It even comes with some free backgrounds and characters and stuff, and this is what it looks like:

Did I mention it’s super duper free? It hasn’t been updated since 2010, but it has basically all you’d need to make a simple visual novel.

Just make sure your DirectX runtime is updated, cuz it can act buggy if it’s outdated, but this program is so old that I doubt it’d even be an issue lol

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holy shit

becausedragonage

This is so cool? Can you imagine fanfic in this format?

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YO

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@becausedragonage @ashidoodle can I recommend Choice Script? It’s like a choose your own adventure coding program. The finished product looks like this, where every option sends you down a different path:

They are literally books you can play. You can even insert your own character’s name and pronouns and that would make writing reader inserts so much easier And as a writer who can not art, writing and making dating sims and games is more convenient.

The coding is also super simple and easy to learn and all it requires other than the program files is a text editor. And just like that you can start typing up like you would your own fanfics or stories. Plus it’s very versatile so you can make your game/book as simple or as complicated as you want, and even implement stats and inventory systems.

AND CHOICE SCRIPT IS ALSO SUPER DUPER FREE. THE COMPANY EVEN PUBLISHES YOUR FINISHED GAME FOR YOU AND GIVES YOU ROYALTIES IF YOU CHOOSE TO SELL IT. THE PROGRAM STILL GETS UPDATED AND THE COMPANY PUBLISHES BOOKS EVERY MONTH INCLUDING THE FANMADE ONES. THERE’S ALSO A FORUM FOR PEOPLE TO POST WIPS AND TALK ABOUT CHOICE SCRIPT AND GET HELP.

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I would also recommend the program Twine, which is also a sort of choose-your-own-adventure format, and also super free, and super easy! If you wanna get fancy with it, you can implement some basic CSS coding but honestly, you don’t even need that.

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!!!

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