Pixelus Felis Catus

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

The real horseshoe theory.

yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

thinking again about how truly ancient those hive commanders we fought during seraph were. scourges of the helium drinkers and the ammonites. they must have had tithe lines nearly as powerful as those feeding the gods themselves just by age alone, like incomprehensibly old, and the plain fact they must have been some of the original krill to become hive. we talk about how the books of sorrow are a biased view of what happened back on fundament and how savathûn would twist the story if she ever told it, but how would that history look from those commanders perspectives? would they match that of xivu arath's, since they are under her liege, or would we get a clearer picture of what exactly life was like for them both before and after the royal family's pact with the worms? would they even remember it? and then the guardian comes in and wipes them out like it's absolutely nothing. these hive that have exterminated entire worlds. these hive that are some of the closest to xivu arath that we've seen. these hive that are billions of years old and seen the rise and fall of uncountable civilizations. snuffed out like a candle in the wind. i feel ridiculous for wanting to cry about it, but here we are; overly emotional about some omnicidal space bugs at 1 in the morning

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.