It's only been a week, but it feels like a year.

One man enters..... Two men leave! The Mitosis Arena

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.

dig how Portugal is looking at her

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

glad they mentioned that he didn't end up surviving after jumping out of the plane with no parachute otherwise i'd have assumed he was fine

i cant express how much i hate fucking bees 

then stop fucking bees???? it’s really a simple solution

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Not after bee movie we don’t