It's only been a week, but it feels like a year.

it used to be so easy to find a job

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

Texas Chainsaw Happy Fun Times :)

Thursday the 12th

Daydream on Oak Drive

Laugh

Human Conga Line

And other hits from Kidz Bop: Horror Edition!

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

Maybe next time something different will happen. Go on, stand under the platform and cut my rope. You can’t be completely sure the outcome will be the same…

There's no way this is a real account.

Cut my rope

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

kermie sippie powdered milk

oh thank god

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..