It's only been a week, but it feels like a year.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

glad they mentioned that he didn't end up surviving after jumping out of the plane with no parachute otherwise i'd have assumed he was fine

i cant express how much i hate fucking bees 

then stop fucking bees???? it’s really a simple solution

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Not after bee movie we don’t

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

We’re coming close to ten years on this puppy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

I wonder how it’s going in the universe where people decided to say ahoy when answering the phone instead of hello. Do you think they’ve achieved world peace?

We chose wrong as a society. We chose wrong.

new texture sampling mode called furthest neighbor

reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

i briefly experienced what it was like to be steve for real for about 4 minutes