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weirdvintage

“The Birthday Cake” by Harry Whittier Frees, 1914

(Source: Library of Congress)

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latinajedi

gay-jesus-probably

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

riluri

well damn

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letslipthehounds

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

abandonedography

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

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Certified Library Post

azzandra

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

brazilian-whalien52

This library is so child hospital coded

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mysteryteacup

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

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orcboxer

you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

gudamor

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

behold, context

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

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fuckyeahcomicsbaby

You don’t have to love your body

naamahdarling

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

fagstaynight

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

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thegadaboutgirl

One more for the collection. Book is Stars at Last by Jessica Jocelyn

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catboybiologist

Shaved himb👍

reallyreallyreallytrying

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

roadrunnerposting

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

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midnightwinterhawk

Clint Barton ghost wrote this.

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talkstothemoonandstars

I took that sugar cube as a child. I also remember the March of Dimes sign on the easel at many stores, all with dimes stuck on them.

crematedequally

I've told this story more than once, and I'm telling it again because it changed my life. When I was a kid I was terrified of needles, and hated getting all my shots. I was a sick kid with a lot of undiagnosed disabilities, and my gramp picked up on the anxiety I had and decided to talk to me about it. He offered to take me to get my flu shot for a christmas gift that year, and when I grumbled about getting a flu shot he said, "well, I had scarlet fever when I was your age. My parents didn't believe in doctors so I wasn't allowed to get my shots, and so I got very sick and almost died."

It stopped me in my tracks. I was 6. I had heard from adults my whole life that shots were important, but I didn't really understand the consequences of not getting them. I asked him to tell me why his parents didn't believe in doctors. He said he grew up out in the midwest on a farm, and his parents were "a type of christian" that believed people got sick because god wanted them to get sick, and going to the doctor was going against what god wanted. His parents were terrified of making god angry, which was something I could understand considering I was raised evangelical. But I was confused because he HADN'T died. I asked him how he'd made it this far if he had never been allowed to go to the doctor and he'd been so sick.

And he told me that when he turned 15 he'd run away from home, hopped on a train that took him all the way up to New York, and started asking door to door where he could get these new vaccines he'd heard about. Everyone told him the air force base was the place to go. He went in, asked around, and got his vaccines. At 16, he had his very first annual physical. Shortly after he met my gram, who was the telephone operator for the doctors office he went to every year for his checkups. And he told me as we sat there in the doctor's office that he was the ONLY person on both sides of his family to live past the age of 60.

I was both horrified and amazed. I went in, got my shot, and he held my hand and said he was proud of me because what I was doing was important. I was still very scared of needles, but it was easier to deal with the sore arm knowing I was keeping myself safe. He lived to be 90 years old, and he was proud to be the first person in his assisted living facility to be vaccinated for covid. When we went to visit him for his 90th birthday just before he died I asked him what he was proud of doing now that he was 90, and he said he was proud of living this long because as a child no one believed anyone could survive the things he could. He said he was perfectly happy to have married, had kids and grandkids, and eat his Applebees knowing he'd cheated death 15 times over.

inqorporeal

An opinion piece I photographed from an 1860s small press periodical from Hartford Connecticut.

Get your fucking vaccinations.

ferrousferrule

I am reblogging this because the United States is in danger of LOSING ITS MEASLES ERADICATION STATUS because there have been so many (preventable, largely children, largely unvaccinated) cases in the past year.

Get your fucking vaccinations.

chace-vito

Vaccinate your kids or don't fucking have any

teaboot

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”