I feel like being gay is pointless if u don’t live near the ocean

we all out here being gay and loving rice

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

had a dream that an anon asked me why im such a bitch and i just answered with “was diagnosed” and i laughed so hard i woke up

dr pig is gonna fucking kill me

Only if the surgery calls for it!

i wish i had the option of appearing only to the people i love, i dont want to exist to anyone else, if i have to be a physical entity, i wanna password-protect this vessel

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

Any one of us. Any one of us could be Taylor Swift behind these URLs