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i am blogging there is no sign of land

the polite and considerate sadist

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!

Sometimes I forget people aren't multishippers then I see someone talking about how they used to ship something then got a new ship and I'm like what do you mean you aren't just collecting ships like cool rocks you see on the ground

everything is so scary. thank god for plushies

you people aren't CASTING

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

les mis fix it fic call that "less miserable"

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat