⌜╳ ┊SUNBEAMS

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

next year’s met gala theme should be “clothes that look good”

rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type

feeling so hamburger helpless

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in life but I have to remember I was just doing the best I could at the time, considering the situation I was in, and it wasn’t always possible to know or make the ‘right’ choice

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

bro

“but what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after i set a boundary” easy peasy! that is not your friend. hope this helps