pathetic wet blog of a main

“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

Here take a hit of this (hands you a test tube of infectious microbes)

of course the player got rid of the ball if it was foul

"keep a yucky ball" do you hear yourself?

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

Jokes aside, this recall was issued for WA/OR/ID and the affected brands are Royale Natural and TOP VALU. More info in linked article.

[bravely] i like it when the smaller one tops

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

in a future chapter the bratty & catty dialogue is just gonna be like "ugh!! I kissed her and she kissed me back!!! what a copycat!!! who does that girl think she is!!"