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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN
Goncharov (1973)
This was such a great fucking movie.
We really don't talk enough about Goncharov on this site.
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đą elsinore-confessions Follow
widowed queen gertrude is crazyyyyy fine
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đ´ââ ď¸ tragical-prince-of-denmark
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#personal #to be or not to be UGH that is the question #like is it nobler in the minds to suffering slings and arrows of outrageous fortune??? #or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them #:( #to die #to SLEEP #no more #and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to #tis a consummation DEVOUTLY to be wished #to die to sleep #to sleep perchance to dream?? #ay THERES the rub #for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil #that gives me pause tbh
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đ horatio.the.truant
can we please stop fear mongering and spreading misinformation about what has been going on lately. take it from a wittenberg uni student: there is no such thing as ghosts, and there is not one roaming around elisnore castle. there are literally guards patrolling 24/7. if there were ghosts we would know.
đ horatio.the.truant
hey guys! so turns out there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy
#actually shaking right now #what the fuck is going on
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spotted last night, marcellus and myself, when yond same star thatâs westward from the pole had made his course tâillume that part of heaven where it now burns. the bell was then beating one
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omg murder of gonzago is touring here this month!! i just got my tickets im SO excited
âď¸ im-orsick-of-this
honestly don't get your hopes up about this production. i heard they're changing the whole story around and it's kind of a weird modern retelling :( sounds like it's gonna be a waste of time unfortunately
#i signed an nda at work so i cant really say how i know this #but trust me guys you do not want to be there when this happens
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it's actually so fucked up that people are just on tumblr blogging about how hot they think the queen is. does no one care about the fact that she literally has a son who is probably really uncomfortable seeing these comments on his dash. is anyone thinking about him. does anyone care that he's probably having a really hard time right now
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#one can literally smile and be a villain in denmark this place fucking sucks
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đ´ââ ď¸ tragical-prince-of-denmark
im actually going to kill my uncle
đ´ââ ď¸ tragical-prince-of-denmark
im not joking like im really going to do it
đ´ââ ď¸ tragical-prince-of-denmark
guys should i kill my uncle????
yes
no
#FUCK what an ass am i #this is most brave #im literally the son of a dear father murdered #prompted to revenge by heaven and hell #and im out here like a whore unpacking my heart with words #fuck thisssss #hmm ive heard guilty creatures sitting at a play have by the cunning of the scene #been so struck to the soul that they just proclaim their malefactions #đ
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goodbye son @ laertes and good luck in paris! the wind sits in the shoulder of your sail and you are stayed for. i send my blessing with thee and these few precepts in thy memory Read more
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au revoir bitches ya boy is on his way to parissss
#FUCK this court #not really sure what is going on here but i am not sticking around to find out lmfao #also does anyone know if the ghost stuff everyone is reblogging is real
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đ§Ş not.king.claudius
stop reblogging that post about the king's wedding
okay buckle up because i have been seeing a LOT of people talk about how the timing of the king and queen's marriage after the late king's death was weird. but first of all, the picture that has been going around alleging that they used the same food from his funeral to furnish the wedding feast is NOT real and has been debunked multiple times by @ also-not-king-claudius. so please stop reblogging that. second, i've been seeing posts saying that the late king hamlet was way hotter than claudius (like hyperion to a satyr etc) which is honestly so disrespectful when claudius threw an awesome wedding feast that a lot of you all benefitted from and all king hamlet ever did was wage war on fortinbras. also gertrude and claudius were NOT having an affair before they got married. i dont even know how that rumor got started because there is absolutley no proof. it's incredibly irresponsible to spread rumors like that when they are so destructive and hurtful and i cant believe people never check their sources before reblogging. and btw @/elsinore-confessions is NOT a reliable source. sorry but i will be blocking anyone who reblogs posts claiming there was some kind of affair. anyway i dont know what i expected from this hellsite but tbh it was more than this :/
#claudius was literally just in equal scale weighing dole and delight #but of course thats controversial now #đ
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đź opheliaaaaa
view from my walk this morning!
#nature #flowers #wildlife #aesthetic
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đđťââď¸ concerned.danish.mom
hey guys. does anyone have tips on how to connect with your teenage son when he keeps accusing you of unchastity and incest :(
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yayyyy king claudius gave us free cruise tickets to england
âď¸ youre-looking-guildenstern Follow
it's actually been forever since we hung out with hamlet. this is gonna be so fun
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does anyone know how to send a distress signal
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đ remembering-denmark-54 Follow
Today we remember Yorick, a former court jester of the late King Hamlet who passed away several years ago. He is now buried in the Elsinore Castle Graveyard, and is remembered as a fellow of most excellent fancy.
đ´ââ ď¸ tragical-prince-of-denmark
omg poor yorick :(( @ horatio.the.truant i knew him!!! a fellow of infinite jest
#he hath borne me on his back like a thousand times!! #and now how abhorred in my imagination it is! #my gorge straight up rises at it #here hung those lips that i kissed i know not how oft #where are ur gibes now? #gambols? #songs? #flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
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đź opheliaaaaa
ummm ok hiiiiii <3
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anyone else been lowkey thinking about invading denmark lately
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not to insult the crown prince or whatever but does anyone else think he seems like a fucking loser
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IT'S FINALLY FINISHED. MY THUMB IS KINDA NUMB. WOOHOOO!!!
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because iâm handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!
HOLY SHIT ITS WEDNESDAY THE 19TH TODAY FUCK

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Stab a politician day!!!!
Happy Ides of March everybody, did you know the place where we believe Caesar was stabbed is now a Cat Sanctuary
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

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things that are meant to be will fall into place đ§ż
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.
Literally any other colour wouldâve been a better choice guys.
Iâd like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.
im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me
red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR đ
Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, hereâs a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out âThe Designerâs Dictionary of Colorâ by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something
Xoxo
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What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de
I think yâall are missing the point here.
You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesnât change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around
I like that the presumption here is that âNo One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depthâ rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to âthis is a hospital and that looks like bloodâ
like, color theory doesnât exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallwayâs floor, an infographic wonât override the viewersâ instinct.
this post is the perfect summation of tumblrâs reading comprehension and critical thought abilities
Reblogging because thereâs a lot of new people on here and you need some context for the jokes.
Help a newcomer, reblog Childrenâs Hospital Colour Theory