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Misplaced Lens Cap
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JBB: An Artblog!
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izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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dirt enthusiast
Three Goblin Art
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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hey guys it's pandora, welcome to my box :) let me show you around! so here we have oh gods oh fuck all the evils of the world are escaping noooooo let me put the lid back on. awww now they're all gone :( oh well at least i still have my hope #myhope
early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
ok im obsessed w this tag
once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race
In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides
The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.
Yeah, every recess
thought of the day:
the only way to have a kosher cheeseburger with real meat and real cheese is with human meat
I’m pretty sure this has come up in one of my Talmud classes, so I can say with 90% certainty that human meat is not kosher.
An Observation
I noticed something recently: I can never seem to find characters that look like me. the reason I bring this up is that I think that I have some pretty standard features. I have brown eyes, short brown hair, and glasses. And I bet you’re thinking “I can name a dozen characters that fits that description”, I ask you to think specifically about cartoons, and look specifically for white girls. There were two catalysts for this realization:
In middle school, there was a “who’s my doppelgänger?” page in the yearbook. The only character that fit me (despite Velma being the obvious choice) was Dora, who is very much not white.
The “did I accidentally draw you?” trend.
As I said, I think I have pretty average features, yet in the maybe 2 years that this trend has been going, I don’t think I’ve seen any drawing that hit all 4 points (glasses, brown hair, short hair, brown eyes). And on the rare occasions that artists draw girls with all four features? The girl isn’t white. Now, I’m not saying this is a bad thing, by all means draw more people of color! But it got me thinking. Part of it might be that people see the brown hair-brown eyes combo as bland. This could very much be true for the lack of characters in animation. In recent years, the closest I’ve gotten to feeling represented was Mirabel from Encanto. The movie is incredible, but it feels Wrong to say that I feel represented by Mirabel. Because I’m not Latina. I’m of Spanish heritage, but not in any way that’s apparent. The only character that I have felt ever represents me properly is Velma. She’s a nerdy white girl who’s smart and modest, she has brown hair, a bob, and glasses. And while her eyes don’t have color, the black is basically brown. She was my perfect representation. And then the Velma show. I know that people have tons of problems with that show, and I know there are people who are against the race swap for racist reasons. I’d be fine with her race being changed if she wasn’t the only character Like Me. I’ve seen people talk about “redhead-erasure”, where the characters that get race swapped are the redheads, and I agree. It’s fine to diversify a cast, but when you only diversify through the people who aren’t seen in media, it gets upsetting. That’s a reason I really enjoy how Rick Riordan went about casting the tv series. He changed the race of some characters, but he chose good actors and changed the characters who were over represented. (I will say on that point, I am a little upset that he changed one of the most popular examples of a smart blonde girl, but I also love Leah’s performance.) I think we need to look at the way we portray women. We have gotten so scared of being “unwoke” that we have forgotten about the basic people. Look at the apple emojis. I have stuck to the yellow people emojis because none of the skin tone ones represent me.
👩🏻💼- This could probably work, but I don’t have black hair.
👩🏼💼- I think this skin tone is most accurate, but I don’t have blonde hair.
👩🏽💼- This is the closest brown to my hair, but the skin is too dark. There was a time when I used this, but it always felt weird.
The other two variants are very clearly not for a white girl like me, so they are not on this list. But my point still stands. While the emojis cover the bases (right shade for the hair, right skin tone), they separate them. This is more of a pet peeve, but you get the point. I’m not saying that every character needs to be white, nor am I saying that we need to stop race swapping. I’m just saying that we need to make more short brown haired girls of All races. AND GIVE THEM SOME DAMN GLASSES!!!

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It’s interesting that many activities and fields which are considered feminine are historically considered masculine jobs. My go-to example would be art. It’s an expressive form yet the historical figures we study are often men.
I had a dream last night that I was applying for a summer job/internship and I was struggling to find my name in their sign in booklet and ended up finding out that the entire smosh cast was supposedly also applying for the job and I turned around and saw Noah Grossman on a couch behind me so I whispered “Noah” and he was like “do I know you” and in my dream I said oh shit sorry man my friend knew some of the smosh cast. Really sorry. Please don’t think I’m a weirdo. And he was like nah man it’s okay.
I can’t figure out a way to describe the rest of my dream, but it’s funny that my brain decided that Jewish geography was at play in a dream inside of my dream.
i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon
tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon
pick a side
team gaud
team pigeon
CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY
Don’t worry, I voted for you gaud!
I've been thinking about the fact that the plot of Percy Jackson would have never happened had Maria Di Angelo brought her children to the underworld. Think about it: Maria Di Angelo dies -> Hades curses the Oracle to never die -> May Catellan tries to become the new Oracle -> May’s brain gets fried -> Luke blames Hermes for his mom going crazy -> Luke joins Kronos.
(Source: Sen the donkey)

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y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right
t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??
THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP
nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE
they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about
i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper
Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?
A fucking what now?
BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!
Here in New York it’s just called an ice.
DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.
who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.
?. The humble freeze pop ??
i’ve heard just about every alternative name for freezies but NEVER have i heard something as absurdly made up as ‘zooper dooper’, who in their right mind would call it that-
OH NEVER MIND
IT’S THE FUCKING AUSTRALIANS
I am from Texas, which I’m almost certain no one considers “west coast” and I call them otter pops @husbandcinnamon
@v-is-for-web no, because a popsicle is on a stick, thus popsicle sticks. It’s a pop because it’s on a stick like a lollipop. And you might say “otter POP” but that is because fuck you that’s why (jk, I think it’s because it’s a brand (see next bullet point) and they wanted people to understand what it was when buying them unfrozen)
Otter pop is a brand name, but like Kleenex and Google it has become synonymous with the non-brand name (tissue and search)
I love being Jewish with non-Jewish relatives because they’re always so nice about it and love learning about Jewish culture. Like, when I visit them they insist on having Shabbat dinner with us :)
wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media
I've got no problem with atheists, but it irks me how much atheism has become the normative position, and the ease with which atheists assume everyone else is on the same page. I think a lot of people take pride in it as a way to distance themselves from dogmatic Christians, but every time I see a jumblr post saying something like, "it's a Jewish virtue to not believe in G-d/two rabbis three opinions etc. etc." I can't help but feel distance as a fellow Jew. It's not stupid or dogmatic to believe ה' exists
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An Eye for A Eye ⚔️
1 hour sketch + colors practice
incorrect shakespeare quotes #14
olivia: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, cesario?
viola/cesario: ...no
orsino: i do!!
olivia: i know, orsino
orsino: i'm in love with you!!!!
olivia: i know, orsino