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batman and son is by no means my favorite comic but my god credit where it is due “father, i imagined you taller” while being a pipsqueak with a sword to the neck is a fantastic character-establishing line. damian al ghul wayne no one is doing it like you

do you ever remember dick and tim and then yeah.

sometimes I see all these posts about Tim skipping meals or only drinking coffee and I just can’t agree I think he’s non functional if he doesn’t get at least three fruit salads a week. Where’s his Greek yoghurt. Please someone help him find his nutrient dense granola bars. He balances this out with zesti of course but he insists that’s okay because he’s drinking the mango guava flavour or something okay

also on the topic of robin allergies if i were a gotham villain i feel like it would be a good bet to like distill a ton of common allergens and mix them together in a spray bottle and spray it on robin. maybe put it in a diffuser. statistically at least one of them has to work. now batman can't foil my dastardly plan or beat me up because he's busy injecting his kid with epinephrine and keeping his airways open

bruce in the cave forcing tim to go through rounds of allergen desensitization injections not approved by a licenced medical practitioner

tim is like "fuck i'm so itchy" and bruce is like "Focus, Robin. This is important. Learning to fight despite discomfort is integral to one's success in combat." but really he didn't actually think about how tim would have to patrol like this he was just tired of tim sneezing all over the batcomputer keyboard every time a bat flew too close