A WHOLE ENTIRE CHIP!!!

"i asked chatgpt-" ok well i asked niklaus hendrix and now i have his initials tattooed on me as a womb tattoo so whos really winning here

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

If Carl was white everyone and their mother would ship astrofathers 😔

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

what the fuck happens in homestuck