#il capitano

and i need him to be built like the tank that he is, none of that funny business that they've pulled with Sandrone

anon i gotta be real with you, i realize you probably meant the Sandrone part in more of a general sense regarding how they gave her a new design despite her NPC design looking perfectly fine,,,

but for a second, my brain thought you meant Hoyo actually putting playable Capitano in a short skirt, too, and now i can't stop imagining that.........