*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

omfg pls

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

Gods I fucking love this post. So hard. Fuck.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Unrestrained summer fun

File this under “posts I inexplicably find soothing”.

[video description: a short video of an alligator swimming with a watermelon in its jaw. End description]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

can you guys just kill each other in the other room please

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

ooh thank god

Hi youre really pretty and also scary can you emotionally and physically abuse me