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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!

One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

you’d think it’d be hard to tell the two kind of viking guys apart, but it’s actually pretty easy, the racist vikings are not subtle about being racist at all

to clarify once more there is no middle ground between a long haired metal guy and a bald metal guy. a metal guy with short hair is either bald or long haired depending on his demeanor and style. and a guy with long hair can be bald or vice versa. for instance maynard is bald regardless of the actual state of his hair

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

2006 was 13 years ago =(

2006 was 20 years ago =(