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all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

you’d think it’d be hard to tell the two kind of viking guys apart, but it’s actually pretty easy, the racist vikings are not subtle about being racist at all

to clarify once more there is no middle ground between a long haired metal guy and a bald metal guy. a metal guy with short hair is either bald or long haired depending on his demeanor and style. and a guy with long hair can be bald or vice versa. for instance maynard is bald regardless of the actual state of his hair

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

2006 was 13 years ago =(

2006 was 20 years ago =(

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

Except for metal, in my opinion.

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

This feels like calibrating my normal detector