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We're a Unique, Brand New Warrior Cats rp. Generations after the Clans were forced from their lakeside home, there were only enough cats for one Clan. Without a place to contact StarClan, soon they too faded into myth, told only as stories to kits and apprentices.
Until they found the Valley. With high walls, abundant prey, and all the wild terrain they could wish for, they settled into a new home with a new name: ValleyClan.
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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”
and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.
“What?” i say.
“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what we’re doing now
…relic…
*crumbles and blows away on the wind*
Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
Alicia Archer
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
Fellas I’m real gay
@0hheytherebigbadwolf HELP!!
Every June this inevitably winds up back on my dash. And I appreciate that. And I will reblog it. Every time.
Hey, it’s @archerinventive, and the Pride Knights!
RISING STORM
an au original forest territories warrior cats rp [18+, JCINK]
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It begins much as we all remember - with the Clans preparing to face what promises to be a bitter Leafbare as the Leaf-fall chill takes hold. But what if the Forest had never known Firestar and his story as we all came to know and love? Start your tale in the world of Rising Storm, set at the beginning of The Prophecies Begin Arc. Join a cast of familiar and beloved faces and Original Characters that breathe new life into Warrior Cats in the Forest Territories as the Clans attempt to rally after a massive storm causes mass destruction. Widespread flooding and destroyed camps may turn out to be the least of their problems as tensions rise while the Clans struggle to rebuild.
THE BATTLE BEGINS! ShadowClan has just invaded ThunderClan. Who will survive this next chapter?
Join us today! ₍^. .^₎⟆
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm
alright I completely forgot I said that until I saw my notifications blow up so, happy drag the body Monday ig
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Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the bucket (reblog) to your mutuals!
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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.
Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.
Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!
The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.
tumblr seems to be the only place these two are respected
Plot twist, Zuko is a fuckin Unagi
The toddling daughter's demands for her princess clothes and her dragon were met with fondness by the people aboard the small passenger ship. Her demands for her daddy, and her older brother's persistent air of shocked stillness, were a cause for sympathy. Here was a new widow traveling with her children to family in the colonies, some whispered.
The ship docked to resupply on Kyoshi. The woman and her children disembarked, to the surprise of everyone going on to the next port in safe, respectable Fire Nation territory.
Ursa was not very knowledgeable about politics and geography outside of her country's reach, but she had once heard the war ministers complaining of the impertinence of Kyoshi's continued neutrality, so she took a chance.
It was a bad chance to take, with pale skin and gold eyes and a daughter whose tantrum on the docks (this isn't Ember Island, you said this was a vacation, don't want this stupid fish-smelly place want DAD) threw firefly sparks into the air. Then there were angry villagers and the Kyoshi warriors and the usual talk of the Unagi, and who may or may not be thrown to them.
The Unagi itself, to whom a dockside commotion was like shaking a treat box, came to investigate.
It looked down at the new-maybe-food with wiggly hopefulness in all its great coils.
One of the maybe-foods glared back at it.
The first sound Zuko had made since they'd fled was a hiss. No one really noticed over the general yelling, except the Unagi.
The Unagi was also the first to notice the small boy hurl himself into the water, and it gleefully snapped its jaws downward at this self-gifting morsel even as its mother screamed.
Everyone went abruptly quiet at the Unagi's startled yelp. And then it started shaking its snout, but the tiny terror was not so easily dislodged.
Zuko was not an unagi, but he did not hesitate to bite one.
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Azula would be so proud of her dragon. He bit a bigger dragon and lived.
"My dragon beat your dragon," says the toddler, "This island is mine now."
"That's not how it works," they say.
They are wrong.
So for members of bdsm Dungeons, it's a rule that you don't approach other members if you see them on public for privacy reasons. They might not want people knowing they're a freak.
That said, it's normal to make friends in that space who you hang out with, outside of kink stuff. When that happens and people asked where I met my friend, my go-to line was "Spin-class," which is a very funny joke if you know me even a little. Very not my scene.
Well, funnily enough, while I was working at a homeless shelter, we had a very similar rule because of the homeless stigma. If a guest from the Shelter sees you outside of work, you don't acknowledge or approach them. They can approach you, but you don't tell whoever you're with where you know them. The guest gets to decide if they want to share that info.
Smash cut to me being out with a friend I met at the dungeon a very long time ago. I bump into a guest from the shelter who approaches me to chat. My friend asks how I know the guest, and without thinking, I blurt out "spin class" before remembering that's my go to lie for how I ment dungeon friends. These two proceed to have a conversation, neither fully understood.
Friend: ooohhhh okay i get it. Spin class! Me too. Stopped taking that class a while ago tho.
Guest. Oh for real? That's sick man, good for you! You got a good set up now?
Friend: The best!! I've taken up wood working so my furniture is all custom. Got plenty of space to do "spin" at home. It's coming together.
Guest: Hell yeah brother!!!
Friend: was really good to have my own space during the rona, but man it's lonely! I kinda miss the group dynamics.
Guest: Yeah, i heard that from my homie when he got out of "Spin class!" But it's for the best.
Friend: it can be, but its not for everybody. Can be safer to Spin in a group.
Guest: i know that. Lost a few homie to "spinning" alone. At least at the "class" you got other eyes on you.
Friend: I'm sorry to hear that! You know some elements of "Spinning" are risky but you never think anyone would get hurt. So, my buddy here still a real hard ass for safety?
Guest: oh man you dont even know. They revamped our whole fire escape plan.
Friend: Oh shit! They did that back when i was in Spin class too!
Guest: still improving the system i guess.
Friend: they still keep a bunch of robes outside in a shed so people who get out can cover up?
Guest: Yes!!!
Friend: Did you know it's their fault we have a 30 second rule!
Guest: Damn really!?! Makes sense tho, if there's a fire you gotta get out fast!
Friend: Yeah, I Never gave it much thought before they brought it up, but yeah the last thing you want is a fire when you're all tired up!
Guest: Yeah, that's true. I didn't know they came up with the rule, tho. I do like having the space between the beds clear...
Friend: Yeah it's so annoying when people block the path with their shit.
Guest: Yeah there's not enough space between beds for people to be hording shit.
Friend: Yeah! I loved that they always got people to keep their area clear.
Guest: not gonna lie i hate being told to clean up but it is better that way.
Friend: Yeah... haha.
Guest: well it was nice chatting with you brother.
Friend: you too, man! See ya around!
Guest: see ya!
Me:
@mageless
Oh my friend, I shit an entire brick house.
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Can Sokka’s science tell him which of Katara’s 7 spools of blue thread 🧵 is the right one to darn that hole in his shirt with?
It could if she didn't keep changing her answer
Katara: I AM NOT CHANGING MY ANSWER
Sokka: YES YOU ARE THESE ARE IDENTICAL
Katara: NO THEY'RE NOT
Sokka: I DEMAND A DOUBLE-BLIND STUDY
Katara: I DEMAND YOU GET YOUR OWN SEWING KIT
#I was initially thinking Sokka just doesn't realize there's different widths for different tasks#but you know what would be a hilarious AU?#color blind Sokka#Earth soldiers? Fire soldiers?#he'll figure it out on the fly#get it?#because they're on Appa#flying#WE GET IT SOKKA PLEASE DODGE THE FIREBALLS#avatar the last airbender#atla#bonus points if combined with face blind Zuko#Sokka: *squinting hard at other teenager's clothes at a Fire Festival* he looks a lot like the Shouty McHonor Lost but he's way too chill#Zuko: *squinting at Other Teenager He's Never Met Before Probably* he's been staring at me#does he want my fire flakes?#...or friendship?#Uncle is this what people do when they want to be friends?#they make intense clothing eye contact?#Not-Colorblind Not-Faceblind Iroh: why don't you go offer him fire flakes and see Prince Zuko
[id: Line sketch of Toph, Sokka, and Katara. Toph holds a length of thread in each hand. Text above her: Nah these are identical. Next to her, Sokka smirks triumphantly at a glaring Katara. End id.]
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
okay let's bake a cake 🎂
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.
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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.
I might have made an error here
#here we have the classic case of tossing apollo's dodgeball in the air and standing directly under it as it comes down (via @qqueenofhades)
watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like
put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
put in the movie
gdi it has to be rewound
press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV
COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD
QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay crisis averted.
although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
better turn up the volume...
THX
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