Theodora Dove

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure

Ra Ra Rasputin Life adapted to the screen But doing so they slandered a prince Ra Ra Rasputin Felix hatched a legal scheme And MGM was thoroughly rinsed

I love saying “no worries” instead of “it’s okay,” like do not spend a single millisecond of your finite mortal existence letting anxiety over this situation consume you. I have already erased the incident from the timeline. It is gone. You are safe now.

can we bribe you to record the whole thing like that or

it really is indicative of how fucked in the head dorothy dunnett was that she described lymond getting a good night's sleep and the discussion this caused in the group chat was on whether it meant that lymond was secretly drunk, secretly high, secretly ill, or on death's door

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

Renée Vivien was a British poet who wrote in the French language. A high-profile lesbian writer in Paris during the Belle Époque era, she is widely considered to be one of the first noteworthy lesbian poets of the twentieth century.

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

PREACH

I need my weird alone time or I will explode