chewing on you

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

age regresses by 1 second to before the bullet hit me

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

not to downplay how much homophobia is still an issue but i feel like it would be impossible to communicate to The Youth today just how intense homophobia was in like, the 90's and early 00's

"yeah it used to be extremely common and completely normalized for kids in middle and elementary school to engage in homophobic witch-hunts to figure out which of their classmates were gay so they could bully and ostracize them. this was not considered political at all and children with liberal or left-leaning parents routinely participated. sometimes hand-based phrenology was involved."

through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it

you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

I forgot tags show up to OP the same way an addition does it was /J and /S definitely I am not threatening your life it was hyperbole about how tumblr is messed up and probably stupid to add I just didn’t think you would have to see it sorry

it was jacking and sucking?

we clown on “trans bi poc lead dverse queer found family cast” marketing a lot and this is completely justified But. Sometimes you will read or watch something and it sort of dawns on you that everyone in this universe is straight. Being attracted to someone of the same gender is a literal impossibility. And that is such an unsettling experience that I do get the instinct a bit

I think wrt transgender people this is still like the default state of mainstream media which kind of sucks

*emits a such a strong psychic onslaught of "KILL YOURSELF" waves at republicunts that every red voter in a 5 mile radius simultaneously combusts*

Intricate rituals

the only option, obviously