chewing on you

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

shrex

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oh he would have loved having a blog

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him