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my package has been sitting at the post office 30 minutes away since like 8:30 am and it might not arrive until 9 pm . Just deliver it? whatever other shit youre doing can wait i want my trinket? Please?

i love adding so much fucking cinnamon to my oatmeal i dont give a shit about the lead contamination. probably makes it taste better

POKEMON FANS! grab your dick and twist it clean off

"doing some weird layer blending mode shit to it" is one of the most important tools in a digital artist's arsenal, especially if you have no fucking clue what you're actually doing the whole time

it took me so long to work out how to do the background on the dj school stamp. just recreating the background from the actual game was not visually interesting enough and it was really hard to fit it in the frame right. i ended up doing some weird layer blending mode shit to it

i should post the rhythm heaven stamps i made to have something to post on spacehey

any skilled blogger needs to have at least one completely inscrutable cringe as fuck media they post about. obviously. otherwise you'd just get anyone in here and not just the real sickos who love posting for the love of the game

the "i run hot" bit in the arctic episode is funny to me personally because i actually do run hot. if i go ice skating i usually end up taking off my jacket after like 15 minutes because i get too warm. actually it's more like i have poor temp regulation overall, i have trouble cooling down when i get hot and trouble staying warm when i get cold... but scissors would be so mad about the ice skating in a tshirt thing. or i guess no clothes because that's how it works in that world except for when it doesn't. why does paper just get to go naked is it like optional. if anything he should be getting the coldest because he's so thin he's basically all surface area. and he does put on a jacket in the cold so.... i don't knowwwwwwww