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occasionally walking by and catching glimpses of my parents watching one piece but not having actually paid much of any attention is really funny

there was some sort of voice coming from an ominous black pit in the desert sands and it said something like "ill introduce you to our 4th best batter" and there was a guy with a perfectly circular physique and a neon green shirt and he was swinging around a big metal bat with a large sticker that said 4 on it and my dad said with such perfect genuine happiness "oh we finally get to see number 4!" and i got a glimpse of the pause menu overlay and apparently this is season 4 episode 113. is this shit for real?

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

they just made among us porn illegal

the authorities have arrived at my home

I’m not even going to bother trying to figure out how that’s even possible, but that is very unsanitary if you are planning on eating those chicken nuggets after they have been in your toilet. One of my friends Sara Gillburd from high school threw a party and thought soaking the plums in her toilet would make them juicer but everyone at the party who ate one ended up getting sick.

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

what is up with color as a social structure also. purple saying they "had an indigo phase in college" cyan saying they're "blue-curious" #WHATTHATMEAN