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im bedtime now if you see me liking ya posts you have authorization to get my ass with tranquilizer blowdarts

you could make a chowder with spider meat and id eat it

i decided to wait until i got hungry to eat my dinners and then i got hungry and looked up and its 1 am . youre not suppsoed to eat right before bed i think??? Well what's the worst that could happen. a little clam chowda never hurt nobody unless youre agergic to clams or milk or whatever other shit is in there

god i need to fucking go to bed at a normal time i have an important appointment on friday but im addicted to staying up until 2 billion of clock

peeson in video I'm watch just said "dude my hr guy fucking bit me" this is j. this is just like. its just like when th

im scared to watch the entire amongus show a third time ive been deliberately avoiding it i feel like im standing on the edge looking down into an endless inky black pit of autism. i dont know whats down there or what kind of person i will become or if it's any use to resist it

newww pridemonth icon do u fw it

i haveto stop hitting ctrl-r to refresh my dash because its dangerouly close to shift-r which automatically reblogs whatever post youre looking at with no warning or confirmation

blue treating red like a dumb kid in that scene is funny to me. if red actually cared about professionalism and respect of their position as captain they would be offended but they aren't, because all they care about is being the specialest guy in the room. and blue knows this and plays along

i didn't want to take a shower but then i thought Hold on i can trick myself Watch this. and i started imagining lime being new on the ship and blue having to convince them to use the shower because they think there's chemicals that brainwash you in the water or the mira-provided complimentary body soap or whatever and before i knew it i was in that damn shower

what even is the purpose of a worm farm like do they eat the worms or do they just keep them for compost production . is a worm farm a thing in real life