Club Pee Pee

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

Really big fan of when a big masc bear type notices you're family 🌈 and breaks out his gayvoice. It's like a cat showing you its tummy. (Loading screen tip) bears can also show you their tummies if they like you

Shoutout to the bear I saw rolling a joint in a bar arcade who I told I liked his (black, sleeves cut off) dolly parton shirt & he said, in a voice higher than you'd expect to come out of this man, "Thankyou she's my hero" I love you. That was an angel

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck