Club Pee Pee

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

putting bilingual on my resume and when the interviewer asks me to say something in another language, i break out in similish

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Honestly, this impresses me infinitely more than the snazziest 3D CGI imagery Hollywood can come up with.