kool kid on the block

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they've got a fat ass now

oGC <- jorkin it

My son who is named used tissue

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

god this website used to be dope

band on the run

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess