Crush my fucking head already

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

That's just unfair lmao

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

and english is their 4th language

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

guhh

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)