Noodle Space

fuck portal

If the lettering is by S. Rosen then he wrote that like he used his hands and pen to write that he was 100% on board especially with that last bit

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore