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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again
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(The posts here are ordered from least to most recent, since I figured it was a better experience to read them chronologically.)
🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
Mwahahaha… They'll never find my evil lair where I do evil things. Evilly. That I gave them a compass to
#sorry for vagueing #everything I do is mysterious
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💿 fuckdream123 Follow
just said my final goodbyes before my inevitable death and my friend couldn't even be assed to put on a shirt??
#cw nudity
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💿 fuckdream123 Follow
boats are so fucking boring man send me some asks or something
🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
I'm about to kill you, can you please take this seriously
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
why'd you make it so fucking far away
🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
Sorry I didn't realize you were THIS SLOW
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
can you just give us the coords
🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
Then it wouldn't be dramatic
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
it's not dramatic when you're having a whole ass conversation about it either
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
fuck i shouldn't have posted that. who am i gonna talk to now i'm fucking lonely i have no one
🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow
hi
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
no one at all
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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow
EVERYONE SHOULD BE AT THE PORTAL!
If you don't see one of your mutuals here please tag them, it's gonna ruin the moment if someone shows up late
🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow
@evilwarcriminal
🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow
DELETE THIS
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💿 fuckdream123 Follow
can you help me with something
give up my discs
let my friend die (it's only tubbo)
Voting ended onJan 21, 2024
#rigging is allowed
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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow
he has an elevator, we're doomed.
🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
Can you get off your phone. I'm trying to monologue
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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow
New ask game cause I'm sick of waiting, tell me what you think dream is doing rn and I'll tell you how much death I think he deserves
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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
I'm kinda busy rn but can someone remind me later to post my villain monologue? It's only a first draft but I had to spend all my time setting up my lair. And also blowing up that country a few weeks ago
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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow
I stg punz is being so sus. what's he even waiting for. he better be paying by the hour
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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow
listen I think I'm gonna die dream is about to take my phone the coords are
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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow
Fuck this I'm going through @dreamsno1traitor
🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow
WAIT I NEED TO GO FIRST STICK TO THE SCRIPT
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💿 fuckdream123 Follow
HOOOLY SHIT BITCH BOY LOOK AT THIS BITCH BOY BITCH DROP YOUR ITEMS IN THE HOLE ✨BITCH✨
#cw nudity #again #can people please wear clothes around me thanks
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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
/ tw prison
/ tw loss of canon lives
/ tw near death experience
/ tw getting defeated by your archnemesis
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I won't be able to post for a while.
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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow
ooooohhh look at me i'm skeppy! in the skeppy cage!! can't believe that fucker made this wtf is this place
🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow
okay i'm done now bad where did you go @baddestboi-withahalo i need to get out again @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo
💎 goodestboi-withahalo Follow
Thank you for accepting this job opportunity
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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow
Guys get out of my inbox. Your hate anons aren't even effective if I don't have a phone in prison
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🧨 deadpresident2 Follow
Hey I'm back from the dead
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
REALLY????
🧨 deadpresident2 Follow
Sorry forgot the /j
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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow
Good job today guys. Yeah. Woo. I'm very happy.
#forgive me if I sound too excited
🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow
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#I need to be vague about this cause he follows me on here #but I think my best friend almost just traded my life for two pieces of plastic #it was a pretty stressful situation though #ig I can't complain too much #am I weird for thinking that's not normal for a friendship? #sorry #I'm probably being unreasonable #they were some really nice pieces of plastic #you can lmk what you think in dms if you want #just please don't send me asks about this situation #I really don't want him to see #neg #discourse
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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow
it's great that we got dream but we need to go after @.bloodforthebloodgod next
🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow
what's happening what
🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow
go away i thought i blocked you
💿 fuckdream123 Follow
FUCKKJL YOU TECHNOO
🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow
technoblade is cringe
🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow
you literally tagged me
🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow
yeah cause i needed my followers to know where to send the death threats
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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow
Pandora's Vault is now open to visitors!
Just be aware that the entry process is a lengthy one with several waivers to sign. Plus there are a couple of annoying manual searches along the way. The prisoner is also highly dangerous, he will get inside your head and control your thoughts, transforming you into a servant to his every whim, destroying your very soul from within. I'd recommend not visiting at all actually. You can if you want but I wouldn't. If I were you. That's just me though.
welcome to derranged skeppy cage crack theory hour where I list some skeppy cage theories that are definitely canon and that I probably did not make up while sleep deprived:
THEORY ONE: drunz are gonna put the cage in the water so they can use him as bait so they can catch an orca. they will then painstakingly train this orca to bother tommy specifically until the end of time
THEORY TWO: Skeppy requested the cage so people would leave him the fuck alone
THEORY TWO AND A HALF: multiple OTHER people requested the cage so they could see Skeppy locked up. yknow. for. uh. personal reasons.
THEORY THREE: the cage is sentient, created itself, and neither of Drunz knew it was there and had to start improvising on why they had it on the spot.
THEORY FOUR: the skeppy cage means nothing because the entire finale is staged and- nevermind that's just canon.
THEORY FIVE: pandora's vault was originally going to be the skeppy cage but it ended up being too big to take to the staged vault so they made another one there
c!Sapnap looks like like a "not horse". ppl who see him describe him as "like a horse but NOT a horse". he has forward facing eyes and teeth that are a liiiiittle too sharp to be horse teeth
#The kind of guy to trample all your crops eat your dog infront of your kids and set your house on fire b#efore disappearing into the sunset with his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend
this exactly except he also hurts his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend on accident and doesn't know how to meaningfully apologize because he's a creature deliberately created to cause pain. he's so sorry. he doesn't know how to be anything else, but gods above he wishes he could be something else
#Sapnap accidentally steps on Dream's tail and almost let's out a very big burst of fire when he hears Dream squeal in pain#he can't be gentle but maybe he can suppress all the violent parts of himself enough he can pretend to be
he is a perfectly healthy mare (stallion? idk) of diomedes but he believes that there must be something wrong with him because no one should be this violent, right?
also it's great to have a murder horse on hoof when your two domains are purity and heavenlyness and bringing things back to life LMAO
#Oh my trio... I need to draw them as terrible horses...#Wait actually make it like cyclical Sapnap is acting as destruction Punz as salvation and Drewm as renewal#Reduce reuse recycle but horses
reduce reuse recycle horses is iconic as fuck omg. they need to be in pony form too at some point 😌
c!Sapnap looks like like a "not horse". ppl who see him describe him as "like a horse but NOT a horse". he has forward facing eyes and teeth that are a liiiiittle too sharp to be horse teeth
#The kind of guy to trample all your crops eat your dog infront of your kids and set your house on fire b#efore disappearing into the sunset with his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend
this exactly except he also hurts his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend on accident and doesn't know how to meaningfully apologize because he's a creature deliberately created to cause pain. he's so sorry. he doesn't know how to be anything else, but gods above he wishes he could be something else
#Sapnap accidentally steps on Dream's tail and almost let's out a very big burst of fire when he hears Dream squeal in pain#he can't be gentle but maybe he can suppress all the violent parts of himself enough he can pretend to be
he is a perfectly healthy mare (stallion? idk) of diomedes but he believes that there must be something wrong with him because no one should be this violent, right?
also it's great to have a murder horse on hoof when your two domains are purity and heavenlyness and bringing things back to life LMAO
#Oh my trio... I need to draw them as terrible horses...#Wait actually make it like cyclical Sapnap is acting as destruction Punz as salvation and Drewm as renewal#Reduce reuse recycle but horses
reduce reuse recycle horses is iconic as fuck omg. they need to be in pony form too at some point 😌
When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"
[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]
Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post
Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda
Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach
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c!Sapnap looks like like a "not horse". ppl who see him describe him as "like a horse but NOT a horse". he has forward facing eyes and teeth that are a liiiiittle too sharp to be horse teeth
#The kind of guy to trample all your crops eat your dog infront of your kids and set your house on fire b#efore disappearing into the sunset with his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend
this exactly except he also hurts his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend on accident and doesn't know how to meaningfully apologize because he's a creature deliberately created to cause pain. he's so sorry. he doesn't know how to be anything else, but gods above he wishes he could be something else
#Sapnap accidentally steps on Dream's tail and almost let's out a very big burst of fire when he hears Dream squeal in pain#he can't be gentle but maybe he can suppress all the violent parts of himself enough he can pretend to be
he is a perfectly healthy mare (stallion? idk) of diomedes but he believes that there must be something wrong with him because no one should be this violent, right?
c!Sapnap looks like like a "not horse". ppl who see him describe him as "like a horse but NOT a horse". he has forward facing eyes and teeth that are a liiiiittle too sharp to be horse teeth
#The kind of guy to trample all your crops eat your dog infront of your kids and set your house on fire b#efore disappearing into the sunset with his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend
this exactly except he also hurts his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend on accident and doesn't know how to meaningfully apologize because he's a creature deliberately created to cause pain. he's so sorry. he doesn't know how to be anything else, but gods above he wishes he could be something else
#Sapnap accidentally steps on Dream's tail and almost let's out a very big burst of fire when he hears Dream squeal in pain#he can't be gentle but maybe he can suppress all the violent parts of himself enough he can pretend to be
he is a perfectly healthy mare (stallion? idk) of diomedes but he believes that there must be something wrong with him because no one should be this violent, right?
c!Sapnap looks like like a "not horse". ppl who see him describe him as "like a horse but NOT a horse". he has forward facing eyes and teeth that are a liiiiittle too sharp to be horse teeth
#The kind of guy to trample all your crops eat your dog infront of your kids and set your house on fire b#efore disappearing into the sunset with his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend
this exactly except he also hurts his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend on accident and doesn't know how to meaningfully apologize because he's a creature deliberately created to cause pain. he's so sorry. he doesn't know how to be anything else, but gods above he wishes he could be something else
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