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ok remember when I got so sick of writing 4 sets of he/him pronouns so I assigned they/them to c!Ranboo on the spot? Yeah I'm always like 2 fics away to doing that to Any Other Character
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Actually. Im a sucker for C!Dream coming into the real world and then finding a way back to the dsmp changed. Wrong. Too eager to fall into the unreality CC!Dteam bring. Too relaxed as the threads of the world are changed around him.
Anyway, they find a spot in the wall of the basketball court that leads back to the dsmp. Its completely random, nothing visually odd with it. They only find out it exists when C!Dream falls trought it while teasing Sapnap and stumbles into the outside of Pandora's vault.
Thinking of someone following C!Dream back trought it when they see him walk through a goddam wall after no one has seen him in months. Stumbling into this weird white room, catching him as he's walking out to the main house. Nothing but Dream standing just outside the harsh white light, in the off darkness that consumes the world in a way it shouldn't, the whole shape of the world off, the trees unfamiliar. And then the lights in the main house turn on
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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore
Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that donβt use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%β in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people
Iβm literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history
You might say βoh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we donβt need those things in our food suppliesβ and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But hereβs the thing: no, people donβt all have easy access to those things. Thatβs privilege talking yet again
I'm kinda busy rn but can someone remind me later to post my villain monologue? It's only a first draft but I had to spend all my time setting up my lair. And also blowing up that country a few weeks ago
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I stg punz is being so sus. what's he even waiting for. he better be paying by the hour
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listen I think I'm gonna die dream is about to take my phone the coords are
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Fuck this I'm going through @dreamsno1traitor
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WAIT I NEED TO GO FIRST STICK TO THE SCRIPT
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HOOOLY SHIT BITCH BOY LOOK AT THIS BITCH BOY BITCH DROP YOUR ITEMS IN THE HOLE β¨BITCHβ¨
#cw nudity #again #can people please wear clothes around me thanks
Guys get out of my inbox. Your hate anons aren't even effective if I don't have a phone in prison
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Hey I'm back from the dead
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REALLY????
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Sorry forgot the /j
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Good job today guys. Yeah. Woo. I'm very happy.
#forgive me if I sound too excited
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#I need to be vague about this cause he follows me on here #but I think my best friend almost just traded my life for two pieces of plastic #it was a pretty stressful situation though #ig I can't complain too much #am I weird for thinking that's not normal for a friendship? #sorry #I'm probably being unreasonable #they were some really nice pieces of plastic #you can lmk what you think in dms if you want #just please don't send me asks about this situation #I really don't want him to see #neg #discourse
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it's great that we got dream but we need to go after @.bloodforthebloodgod next
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what's happening what
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go away i thought i blocked you
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FUCKKJL YOU TECHNOO
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technoblade is cringe
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you literally tagged me
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yeah cause i needed my followers to know where to send the death threats
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Pandora's Vault is now open to visitors!
Just be aware that the entry process is a lengthy one with several waivers to sign. Plus there are a couple of annoying manual searches along the way. The prisoner is also highly dangerous, he will get inside your head and control your thoughts, transforming you into a servant to his every whim, destroying your very soul from within. I'd recommend not visiting at all actually. You can if you want but I wouldn't. If I were you. That's just me though.
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welcome to derranged skeppy cage crack theory hour where I list some skeppy cage theories that are definitely canon and that I probably did not make up while sleep deprived:
THEORY ONE: drunz are gonna put the cage in the water so they can use him as bait so they can catch an orca. they will then painstakingly train this orca to bother tommy specifically until the end of time
THEORY TWO: Skeppy requested the cage so people would leave him the fuck alone
THEORY TWO AND A HALF: multiple OTHER people requested the cage so they could see Skeppy locked up. yknow. for. uh. personal reasons.
THEORY THREE: the cage is sentient, created itself, and neither of Drunz knew it was there and had to start improvising on why they had it on the spot.
THEORY FOUR: the skeppy cage means nothing because the entire finale is staged and- nevermind that's just canon.
THEORY FIVE: pandora's vault was originally going to be the skeppy cage but it ended up being too big to take to the staged vault so they made another one there
c!Sapnap looks like like a "not horse". ppl who see him describe him as "like a horse but NOT a horse". he has forward facing eyes and teeth that are a liiiiittle too sharp to be horse teeth
#The kind of guy to trample all your crops eat your dog infront of your kids and set your house on fire b#efore disappearing into the sunset with his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend
this exactly except he also hurts his eerily pretty unicorn boyfriend on accident and doesn't know how to meaningfully apologize because he's a creature deliberately created to cause pain. he's so sorry. he doesn't know how to be anything else, but gods above he wishes he could be something else
#Sapnap accidentally steps on Dream's tail and almost let's out a very big burst of fire when he hears Dream squeal in pain#he can't be gentle but maybe he can suppress all the violent parts of himself enough he can pretend to be
he is a perfectly healthy mare (stallion? idk) of diomedes but he believes that there must be something wrong with him because no one should be this violent, right?
also it's great to have a murder horse on hoof when your two domains are purity and heavenlyness and bringing things back to life LMAO
#Oh my trio... I need to draw them as terrible horses...#Wait actually make it like cyclical Sapnap is acting as destruction Punz as salvation and Drewm as renewal#Reduce reuse recycle but horses
reduce reuse recycle horses is iconic as fuck omg. they need to be in pony form too at some point π