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do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

I love how Blanc went from tapping a single note on a piano to hurry the interviews along while remaining a silent and mysterious figure in the background to straight up blasting the phantom of the opera on a church organ to interrupt a murder confession

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

he's got real friendly eyes

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

love these variations on Fall Drink. Makes me want a tumblr cocktail book

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

one of my favourite things about Scotland is how often normal everyday folks actually blame the right people when things are shit

taxi driver today told me about his broken hip and how he's going to be waiting years for replacement surgery and I braced myself for the inevitable "public healthcare bad" but then he just went "fuckin Tories" and I was like oh right, I'm back in Scotland where people understand it's the fuckin Tories