yesterday was the first tuesday without a ddba episode drop and that was sad so hereās some ddba characters as shitposts i made
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
KIROKAZE
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
todays bird
almost home

Origami Around
Xuebing Du
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yesterday was the first tuesday without a ddba episode drop and that was sad so hereās some ddba characters as shitposts i made

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Daddyās at the food store, Mummyās out of town,
Sheās working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheās come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaās at the doorstep, Iāll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canāt come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today,
And hereās a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, āI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyāre six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like āHide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtā.ā End ID.]
HI DONāT LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATāS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
Iāve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:
Daddyās at the food store, Mummyās out of town, Sheās working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to town, Hide away, hide away, sheās come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaās at the doorstep, Iāll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we canāt come out to play.
I need to see the sunlight, Iāve not been out in days And hereās a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today
The days all run together, I havenāt changed my shirt We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt
@billpottsismygfās extended version. A beautiful singing voice š¶āŗļø
As planned Iāve extended this even further and re-recorded it with the new lyrics and a guitar part; itās also a bit better quality. Itās so cool that so many different versions of this song have sprung up already! I recommend having a scroll through them all on @jus-teaāāās tumblr.
(Em)Daddyās at the (B7)food store, (Em)Mummyās out of (B7)town, Sheās (Em)working at the (B7)hospital since (Em)Rhona (B7)came to (Em)town, (Am)Hide away, hide away, Miss (Em)Rhonaās come to town, (Am)Hide away, (Em)hide away, sheās come to (B7)take us (Em)down.
Miss Rhonaās at the doorstep, Iāll keep six feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her one today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we canāt come out to play.
Iām missing all my friends, though we keep in touch by phone, Iām learning what it is to truly be alone, Hide away, hide away, even though you moan, Hide away, hide away, or weāll be lying prone.
My love she says she misses the twinkle of my eyes, But Rhona stalks the streets and to meet would be unwise, Hide away, hide away, we hear the desperate cries, Hide away, hide away, or see the bodies rise.
I feel myself a-coughinā, I havenāt got a mask, Itās work or die for me, though, so who am I to ask, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās on the task, Hide away, hide away, sheās come for me at last.
I need to see the sunlight, Iāve not been out in days, And hereās a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
The days all run together, I havenāt changed my shirt, We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās quite the flirt, Hide away, hide away, her touch is not inert.
Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts, Hide away, hide away, or six feet will be dirt.
Damn. I am speachless.
This is no longer a childrenās tune. Itās a bards ballad.
I feel like that song should be in a Tim Burton movie.Ā Itās got the perfect, hauntingly beautiful quality that a lot of the music in Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride has.Ā Beautiful!!
what was this movie evenĀ
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kidsā uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think itās important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when heās not hanging out with the kids
The U.S. in a gif series.
Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be
Never not reblogging thisĀ
whoever isnāt renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
thereās no way thatās real
@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking realĀ and aired on a childrenās television show

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Shes my girl and Awesome seeing her as a Fellow Scorpio
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Gyerünk, Roger!
2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
Iām reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.
In the first gif, what youāre seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. Thatās a heavy bird, and heās got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trumpās arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesnāt get hurt.
In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trumpās hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.
Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trumpās proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.
Good bird.
Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off
This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!
I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.
A feel-good gif set
iāve met Uncle Sam multiple times (the man helping trump in the first gif is his owner, and he travels around and gives presentations about birds of prey) and so i always find this super funny when it goes around because:
a) his owner was a bit too eager to tell us about meeting trump, but he also explained another thing that trump did wrong, which is that in the second gif, he approaches Uncle Sam from his blind side. naturally, Uncle Sam was startled and lashed out.
b) trump called him a āvery dangerous birdā, but Uncle Sam is a rehabilitated bird whoās blind in one eye and has a bad wing, and heās regularly included in nature presentations attended by children. i met him as a child. children are allowed to walk up to him as long as they donāt touch him because heās a chill old bird whoās used to it.
the president of the united states is less respectful to an old harmless bird than a bunch of CHILDREN
ALWAYS REBLOG THIS CUZ WHY NOT
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.
āIt might be nice, it might be nice,
To have a velociraptor on your sideā
Iām ready
IM SOOOO READY
Iāve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? Itās the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word āsuicide.ā
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, āPass the URL of the blog on to us.ā
5. Type in the userās URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USERāS LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isnāt a joke, and neither is someoneās life. If you didnāt know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesnāt this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebodyās life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Donāt ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
šøšøšø
Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose āsomething elseā, scroll down and choose āsuicide or self harmā
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE
PLEASE REBLOG
Please donāt scroll past this post, you could save someoneās life.
SAVE A LIFE

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Make me choose: anon asked Frank shirtless or Frank in a hoodie
DAMN. THANK YOU NETFLIX AND THANK YOU JON BERNTHAL. YOU GOD OF A MANĀ
ā Maz Kanata
(insp.)
special ideas for your grimoire
a signature page: what is special for you. Signature herbs, smells, tools etc.
an ancestral chart: get to know your ancestors!
local lore about witches: are there any stories about witches in your town/area?
the history of your city: how was your city founded? are there any links to magic/the occult?
sabbat altar pages: especially good for hidden witches, if you cannot build an altar just draw an altar in your grimoire!
honouring a witch you admire: make a page about your favourite witch (real or not) - their story and why they are important to you
energy drawings of yourself: whether you can see/make them yourself or if they are from others
correspondences and lore about the first five plants you find when walking out of your house
The men could have just fragged this motherfucker and been done
Btw all the boomers on Facebook worship this man. They say bonechilling shit like āthereās no crimes in warā and āthe kid probably had a bombā.
They donāt give a fuck what the rules are. They like it when brown people die. Thatās just the bottom line.
I don't know who is worseĀ The man who I consider to be a war criminal who shot a child or the man who pardoned him

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rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao
this cryptidĀ
This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving
Writing a novel when you imagine all you stories in film format is hard because thereās really no written equivalent ofĀ ālens flareā orĀ āslow motion montage backed by Gregorian choirā
You can get the same effect of a lens flare with close-detail descriptions, combined with breaks to new paragraphs.
Your slow-motion montage backed by a Gregorian choir can be done with a few technques that all involve repetition.
First is epizeuxis, the repeating of a word for emphasis.
Example:
Falling. Falling. Falling. There was nothing to keep Marie from plunging into the rolling river below. She could only hope for a miracle now, that she would come out alive somehow despite a twenty-foot drop into five-foot-deep water.
Then thereās anaphora, where you write a number of phrases with the same words at the beginning.
There were still mages out there living in terror of shining steel armor emblazoned with the Sword of Mercy.
There were still mages out there being forced by desperation into the clutches of demons.
There were mages out there being threatened with Tranquility as punishment for their disobedience, and the threats were being made good upon.
Mages who had attempted to flee, but knew nothing of the outside world and were forced to return to their prison out of need for sustenance and shelter.
Mages who only desired to find the families they were torn from.
Mages who only wanted to see the sun.
This kind of repetition effectively slows the pace of your writing and puts the focus on that small scene. Thatās where you get your slow pan. The same repetition also has a subtle musicality to it depending on the words you use. Thatās where you get the same vibe as you might get from a Gregorian choir.
Damn I made relatable reblog- bait post and writer Tumblr went hard with it. This is legitimately very good advice.Ā
For more neat tricks (aka figures of rhetoric) like epizeuxis and anaphora, read THE ELEMENTS OF ELOQUENCE by Mark Forsyth. Itās both educational and delightful, not to mention overflowing with wry wit. Great book.Ā