Unquality Blog

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

Number Three is ready to kill

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun