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There are problems with NuTrek that I think a 20-episode season could fix - the pacing (is there a single season of serialized Trek that doesn't struggle to fill out its runtime?) would improve, certainly mixing standalones and mytharc episodes would help and an increased count would smooth out the jarring tonal leaps between SNW episodes; character development (not just for the main characters, but a 20-episode-season Disco undoubtedly gives centric episodes to the supporting bridge characters) would benefit; it would give more of a chance for worldbuilding and introducing new elements into the universe instead of leaving it sketchy
But I don't think it would be a total panacea. For one it assumes they do that instead of extending the serialization to twenty episodes, but many of the problems are tonal. Star Trek Discovery season one is only five episodes shy of twenty, and I don't think five more episodes would fix how badly it wanted to be Game of Thrones. I think it would be five more episodes of a Star Trek show on a grim and gloomy starship where nobody trusts anybody and they're stuck in the Evil Universe and not like, TNG 2.0. by dint of the magic extra episode count. Strange New Worlds would benefit, because it is already episodic, but that makes it more doubtful the increased count would fix its problems since it has them while already episodic. They would do the episodes we like and the episodes we dislike and then make ten more of them.
Of course, a new show with 20 episodes would be conceived from the ground up with that in mind and maybe dodge some of these problems to begin with, but I think the thematic and synergistic concerns that lead NuTrek into being what it was would still be there. After all, it would still lack the sense of a building universe that existed from the tie-ins between TNG, DS9, and early Voyager, since all the shows are set in different eras
Also I really don't think the drive for purely or largely episodic 20-episode seasons, like back in the 90s, is that widespread. Some people love it but I think a lot of people *like* eight-episode seasons despite their problems. For every person who wants episodic TV back there's another person demanding lists of "filler" episodes to skip. A lot of people like short, higher-budget-per-episode serialized shows with movie stars in them and I'm not sure The Pitt has moved the needle on that as a whole
With three seasons and change of Strange New Worlds under our belt, I think it's time to acknowledge that the key problem of NuTrek isn't the format they've chosen but the fact that they simply don't have writers on the same level as old Trek. And I say that while very much acknowledging that there are plenty of terrible episodes of TOS, TNG, and DS9 (not to mention most of Voyager and Enterprise). But you've got a whole show designed from the ground up to do the things those shows did, but with a bigger budget and modern sensibility, and well, where is SNW's "The Measure of a Man"? Where is its "The Inner Light"? What we're getting instead are pale copies of those episodes, or gimmicks that don't even seem to belong to Star Trek (also, for reasons that I am still baffled by, a retelling of "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas" that seemed convinced that nobody watching was aware of "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas").
And look, it's not that there have been no good SNW episodes. It has done some very good comedy episodes, and some of its riffs on classic material are quite clever. But it's been around long enough to develop its own voice and its own ideas, and it has largely chosen not to do that.
I think at this point, I would contend that the two biggest creative successes of NuTrek, both in general and on their own terms, were the speculative, could-only-be-greenlit-at-the-height-of-streaming-expansion, second-tier animated properties with zero big names and minimal hype attached to them; Prodigy and Lower Decks.
(I am convinced Prodigy is going to enjoy a resurgence in a few years as people find their way back to it.)
Both of those shows were unapologetic about developing their own voices and their own ideas; Prodigy set out from the get-go as a YA adventure series that was both going to succeed where Voyager failed, and do some really weird, gonzo, cosmic shit more usually associated with something like Star Wars or even Andromeda than Star Trek. Lower Decks set out to be "what if an office comedy, like 30 Rock or Brooklyn 99, but also Star Trek?" They both COMMITTED to this, and they both succeeded at it.
For that matter... I dislike DIS, and I don't think it was ever really what you'd call good. But DIS got a lot better when they decided "no, fuck it, HARD RESET, we're going to nope the fuck out after two seasons and basically make an entirely new show." Many of the ideas they put forth were bad ones (I have real issues with the stewards of creative properties deciding ad nauseum "the most interesting thing we can do to our setting is destroy it," that's a failure state in my eyes) but the writing notably improved when the writers were no longer struggling with the constraints of "we gotta slot this into the past timeline and do Spock shit and Klingon shit and Section 31 shit and bleh."
I digress.
Neither Prodigy nor Lower Decks ever really hit the high highs of the very best of classic trek; neither has a "Balance of Terror," or "Measure of a Man," or "In The Pale Moonlight." There aren't any S-rank episodes in there, and perhaps that's a failure... but there are PLENTY A-rank episodes in both of them. Hologram Janeway's speech, and her death, in "Supernova" is in my opinion the best fucking thing they ever wrote for Kate Mulgrew, delivered impeccably, animated beautifully.
Lower Decks gave us "wej'Duj," which I would place solidly as a Top 50 Trek episode, and "Empathological Fallacies," which... actually, you know what? Fuck it, I'm going to call "Empathological Fallacies" S-rank Star Trek. I will set it against ANY of the top-tier Vulcan episodes, any single one of them, "Amok Time," "Sarek," any of them, and call it as good. It's an absolutely ridiculous premise of an episode featuring horny Betazoid cougar commandos and a cannibalistic Caitian, and it delivered the most raw experience, and the most affirming uplift, of being a Vulcan in the whole fuckin' franchise, and was an especial breath of fresh air in the context of the 21st century, which has attracted a long and baffling series of writers to Trek who seem to hate Vulcans very much.
(It also gave us the best Star Trek tie-in product ever made, Warp Your Own Way, which in a just world would have won a Hugo.)
Lower Decks could pull shit like that off because it had top-caliber writers who all had a clear, unified vision for what the show was gonna be and executed. It consistently delighted us for five years and could easily have done another five. Prodigy had trouble finding an audience but it was equally unapologetic about being what it was and god, did that pay off creatively if not commercially. Both it and Prodigy also delivered on the aforementioned sense of building a universe that existed between TNG, DS9, and early VOY.
There is still life in the old girl. It can be done. It's just... man, I don't know what it is. The best theory I can come up with is that Prodigy and Lower Decks pulled a DS9; DS9 famously got a lot of creative freedom because Rick Berman wasn't paying attention to it, having already checked out and moved on to VOY. Maybe Kurtzman et. al. weren't paying attention to the weird little animated shows and lavishing all their attention on the live-action stuff, leaving them to flower away from his baleful gaze? It's as good as theory as any.
Is it me, though, or is part of the reason Prodigy and Lower Decks were so good that so many people didn't take them seriously? Prodigy was considered The Kiddie Show, and Lower Decks was considered just comedy, which means neither of them attracted quite as much attention and controversy that the more supposedly "serious" and "Star Trek like" shows like Disco and SNW. The fact that neither of them was treated like The Ones Carrying On The Star Trek Torch Into The Future gave them both more room to maneuver.
This isn't the first time something like this happens to the franchise, either. TOS had room to grow and experiment because it was literally inventing the franchise, and DS9 had room to grow and experiment because the networks and studios cared more about VOY. In both cases the (comparative) lack of expectations was the best thing that happened to those shows.
TNG, really, is the only show that was expected to shoulder the full burden of carrying on the legacy of Star Trek, and actually succeeded in rising to the challenge.
Lots of good points being made here but I think the thing we're circling around is that SNW and Discovery (to some extent) are packed with legacy characters in a way that Lower Decks, Prodigy, and older Trek innovators like TNG and DS9 are not. TNG had pressure on it to be the future of the franchise - and boy did that first season suck because of it - but it found its groove because it was able to do its own thing, set up new characters and concepts and parts of the universe without being beholden to some other show's timeline. Having a set-in-stone inevitable future is literally part of the text on SNW. I'm not saying it's impossible to make good art or innovate under those constraints (honestly, I love a good "it was always going to end this way") but maybe it shouldn't be a shock that a franchise about exploration and discovery isn't reaching the same heights when it's retreading old ground
sometimes the information people infodump… is wrong…
this is the other thing I find frustrating about infodumping “discourse” such as there is—it’s not a perfect transference of pure, unbiased data. we infodump because it feels good and fills an emotional/social need that can be difficult to articulate or meet in more conventional ways. but we are human actors subject to human shortcomings. characterizing a negative response to an infodump as inherently a disdain for receiving knowledge ignores the complex human factors at play—including the possibly that the information may be subjectively interpreted, biased, outdated, or even fully debunked since you acquired it. there’s a lot at play! not all of it is ableist and a lot of it can be improved upon if you keep in mind that every human including yourself is an unreliable narrator to a nonzero degree (and understood as such by everyone else).
Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:
You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.
Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:
He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.
Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:
And this:
He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.
The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.
Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.
Regarding some comments in the notes:
Yeah this is also the guy from the truck thread going around. That's what prompted this post and in retrospect I should have said so explicitly.
He claims he just uses AI to translate his posts from Japanese. He also says the art on his website isn't AI generated. I think he is full of shit on both counts.
I only gave a couple of examples but even on a brief look through his twitter it was apparent that he posts a LOT about UK politics to the point where he's quite patently British. He is a Restore supporter which is a party that split away from mainstream far right party Reform due to feeling they weren't right wing enough.
It might not surprise you to hear he does not seem to know shit about Japan? Both the salsa story and the truck story failed the smell test for people who are familiar with Japan. There's also a story about going to a potluck where he seemingly couldn't come up with a single Japanese dish for the character to cook??
Yeah his whole bit is racist and it is troubling that so many people took a guy badly roleplaying as a medieval samurai to be a 21st century Japanese tourist.

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Cosplayers at a Star Trek Convention, 1976
in this house we have endless respect for cosplayers from the days before VCRs.
You couldn’t just rewatch the episode to look at all the details of the costume. You got lucky with press photos showing up in magazines or you just watched the episode/movie while sketching furiously
thinking about that one woman who made a Star Wars flight suit in 1977 entirely from trading cards and sketching details in the theater. or stories I’ve heard about old school Trek cosplayers getting the bizarre seam placements right by photocopying magazines onto overhead transparencies and projecting them onto butcher paper.
I’m a semi old school cosplayer (started in 2001) so some of the old school techniques are still things I learned on (I’ve sketched from stuttering VHS tapes on pause and used the overhead transparency trick)… what we have access to now for costume recreation blows what they had out of the water just in terms of reference material, let alone specialty costume supplies like thermoplastics and cosplay wigs.
That Star Wars fan who made the flight suit from trading cards and movie sketches is TJ Burnside and she is still with us. In fact, I am adding to her Fanlore page with info about the flight suit (and how it went viral on Twitter and Redditt a few years back). Fanlore.org, is a fan run fandom history wiki. Stay tuned.
Her (sadly) barebones Fanlore page is here: https://fanlore.org/wiki/T.J._Burnside
The flight suit in question:
Miss Piggy would be great as Penelope because human men keep finding her really attractive and she would enjoy stringing them along until Kermit came home and then violently chucking them out.
i hate how whenever jkr does something shitty there's a bunch of people who crawl out of the woodwork to be like "i've always thought harry potter sucked" like, cool, no one asked, what does your superiority complex do to help trans people
christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”
actually im a grown woman who is buying groceries because i need to eat regularly

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Also I latched onto the terms racialized/misogynized/etc with immediate gratification. Fuck yes let’s cut away the obfuscating layers of hegemonic thought in our language and construct new ways of thinking that will bring us closer to the center of things, so we can have a better handhold as we upwrench it. They are not what we ARE they are things that are DONE to us. YES. GOOD. What are we cutting closer to NEXT
The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever
people who feel the need to chime in on posts about not supporting hp because of jkr with AND THE BOOKS ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLY BIGOTED TOO are so completely missing the point it's insane. the content of harry potter does not MATTER!!!! if it was the most perfectly unproblematic piece of media ever it would still be supporting jkr and her bigotry and that would be enough of a reason not to support it!!!! all you're doing is continuing to treat harry potter as something worthy of discussion instead of trying to kill its cultural relevance!!!! you are not an ally and i do not trust you!!!!
good omens is by and large a very good book with positive messages but i stopped posting about it after the neil gaiman stuff came to light bc the quality of the content doesn't fucking matter when we're talking about materially supporting people who wield their power & influence to harm others
people who feel the need to chime in on posts about not supporting hp because of jkr with AND THE BOOKS ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLY BIGOTED TOO are so completely missing the point it's insane. the content of harry potter does not MATTER!!!! if it was the most perfectly unproblematic piece of media ever it would still be supporting jkr and her bigotry and that would be enough of a reason not to support it!!!! all you're doing is continuing to treat harry potter as something worthy of discussion instead of trying to kill its cultural relevance!!!! you are not an ally and i do not trust you!!!!
the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

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I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other
Our age of plastics is collapsing
Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.
But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.
to think they crucified me for this and acted like I was shitting on DV victims. I’ll add that reylo is white as FUCK.
I’ll also add, and I’ll beat this drum until I’m dead, the only reason that ship exists is because the other option was shipping her with a black man.